How can you tell the dreads are out of control?
When some sweet, innocent child points at you and squeals delightedly, "Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Don't worry, they'll never find the body.
Update: vaguely related. Know how some people have the right idea, but the wrong execution? Or maybe it's the wrong idea to begin with, but it sounds right?
There seems to be a flaw there somewhere, but I can't figure out what. . .