Finally recently updated, it's the trigger-happy, mother-fucking Bean Soup Times, featuring your so-very-very-wrong Ghettoscopes, Horoscopes that "keep it real":
Cancer
You are not claustrophobic. Your ancestors came here in ships. It's natural to start screaming in the elevator when you're the only Black.Virgo
James Brown said if you don't work, you don't eat. What part don't you understand?Libra
No matter what the problem is; just get a joint, a beer, turn on some music and all your troubles will go away forever.Pisces
It's your month. Turn your car radio up loud, stop traffic and talk to a friend about nothing.
Some of the tourists may be wondering why it's perfectly acceptable for the Bean Soup Times kids to make these jokes, when if they said them, they'd be accused of racism.
Just because. Now shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I did get around to setting that macro. Makes writing these things so much easier.
Love love love the "Simple Recipes." You couldn't get better advice if you paid for it.
"Pick up your hunk of cheese, unwrap it. Check it out to make sure there's no green stuff on it."
Fond of the Magical Fruit Bowl, myself.
Think I'll be using "KAZAM!" Less preparation time.