I just happened to notice that somebody wrote:
Happy Birthday Dawn Olsen
(albeit in all caps)
And that it's some incredibly tacky animated Sanrio birthday cards up at Yahoo! Greetings.
Just random observations.
It ain't like I'm mentioning folks' email address, which can easily be found on their home page if you're looking for it.
I am capable of some level of tact, after all.
Wait, no I'm not. dolsen98@hotmail.com
Well, that's my good deed for the year out the way, done in a manner which makes sending Hello, Kitty cards sound vaguely threatening. Template for the entire site in one post, kids.
Aaron,
Did you just wish me happy birthday? I mean I am not trying to start something here, I am just a little confused. Cause if you did, well then, you are all sweet and cute aren't you!!!
But if you didn't, well then just kiss my ample J.Lo butt why don't you!!!
XXXXOOOOO
Dawn
Can we work out some deal where I wish you Happy Birthday and get the ample J.Lo bu--
Your husband doesn't read this site, does he?
Yes, silly, Happy B-day. Now can we please start fighting again? My hit rate is down.
Aaron,
Admit it - it kind of feels nice getting a little almost J. Lo action.
I am so all over her ass, she is absolutely beautiful.
And you should know, angry and surly = SEXY!!!
Hugs and thanks for the card :)
Dawn
You're welcome. Chococat doesn't get nearly enough love.
And, um, remember, fighting? Nobody wants to see the two of us. . .
Ok, you people are disgusting. I'm taking this to email.