Think I could make a very short Perl script to spit them out, in fact.
Denny Wilson, who I would remind readers describes himself as "A Grouchy Old Cripple", comments on tomorrow's primary and tries getting a rise out of me by writing, among other things:
The simple answer to your question is be a Democrat for a day. I know how hard this will be. I'm actually getting the shakes contemplating voting for a Democrat myself. I mean, it will be as foreign to me as it would for Aaron to say sumpin' nice about a white person.
This is the same guy who can't even bring himself to use the c-word, which I do with reckless abandon. I did caution others against doing so, however, using a song from the South Park movie to do so.
So predictable, I know. Your pardon.
I'm so sorry
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down
Not that I know the extent of his disability, nor do I care. No less a figure than Tony Danza once told me, "How do you treat an asshole with a disability? Like an asshole!"