The library. Evil Willow turns Willow around and looks her up and down, particularly noticing her pink sweater.
Evil Willow: (appraisingly) Well, look at me. (doubtfully) I'm all fuzzy.
Willow: What do I want with you? (catches herself) Uh...
Evil Willow: (grimly) Your little school friend Anya said that you're the one that brought me here. She said that you could get me back to my world.
Willow: Oh. (gets it) Oh! Oops!
Evil Willow: But I don't know... (smiles wickedly) I kinda *like* the idea of the two of us.
She turns Willow around again, caressing her shoulders.
Evil Willow: We could be quite a team, (meaningfully) if you came around to *my* way of thinking.
Willow: (uncertainly) Would that mean we have to snuggle?
Evil Willow brushes Willow's hair away from her neck.
Evil Willow: (coaxing) What do you say?
She gives Willow's neck an eager, lengthy lick. Willow shudders with loathing and grimaces at the feeling.
Evil Willow: (enticingly) Wanna be bad?
Willow: (completely unnerved) This just can't get more disturbing.
From Doppelgängland, written and directed by the man himself, Joss Whedon.
Since she's mentioned it, guess it's ok if I do. . . Dawn Olsen has asked me for an interview. I have assured her that I'm quite boring, and it would be more interesting to spend the time feeding her goldfish.
And I'm not even sure she has goldfish.
Would anyone be interested in seeing such a thing? I was going to add a Javascript poll, but kept thinking about that line from Truth or Dare. . .
The options would have been "Make nice with the PRs" and "ECW! ECW! ECW!", so I suppose you could put that in the comments.
If you're very, very silly.
Willow (to Buffy): "I think I was kind of gay."
I'm way on the fence on this one...
I really want to scream EC-DUB...but I'd be curious to see the tenor of the interview.
You're a celebrity.
Or the cool new caged animal at the zoo.
Maybe you should do it just to find out.
Can I change my vote?
Did I make a vote?
I didn't vote.....I too would be curious to see the tenor of the interview but somehow I get the feeling I get when I witness a car crash (the non-serious kind). I know it's wrong to look gleefully at someone else's pain but I just can't help myself.
"He is a loathsome offensive brute yet I can't look away"
Come on, everyone is doing it.
Note carefully that no one has asked which of us is Evil Willow.
Except Michelle, who's apparently trying to give away the entire joke of this site. Schtum, sweetheart.
Next you'll be suggesting I'm not really black, either.
I dunno - If it were me I would think it was weird, considering what happened. Isn't this the girl who said you have a unique perspective on race, something like that?
Yep.
She's also come to realize that John Hawkins of Right Wing News is, in fact, an arsehole, so perhaps she can be turned.
She would be a powerful ally, my master.
Black? Who is black? I don't know anything, I didn't see anything, I'm not saying antything. Except what I say.
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
I do worry about some of the tourists, though. Mentioned Ozma, mentioned Ranma 1/2, mentioned MWMF's admission policy. . .
Kids, you know the expression, "I don't need a house to fall on me"?
Don't ever use that.