Visitors from major corporations must think I'm joking when I say I'm going to block their cheap asses unless they start hitting the tip jars. We'll see who's laughing when you're reconfiguring your web proxy, pal.
- US Commercial
- Network
- US Educational
- Non-Profit Organization (because goddess forbid lesbians get jobs where they make a living wage)
- Canada
- United States
- United Kingdom
- Australia (Freetles? Skippy? Do you babes ever work?)
- Switzerland
- Japan
- US Military (insert "Oh fuck" here)
- US Government (ditto)
- France
- Netherlands
- Germany
- Norway
- Brazil
- Croatia/Hrvatska
- Sweden
- Turkey
- Belgium
- China
- Austria
- Malaysia
- Argentina
- Costa Rica
- Israel (Um, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said. . .)
- Thailand
- Denmark
- Hungary
- Italy
- South Korea
- Taiwan
- Finland (Kim, you could answer my email, y'know. I was joking about leaving your husband. We can keep him as a pet, and somebody has to look after the kids while we're having sex.)
- Mauritius
- Old style Arpanet (insert "What the fuck?" here)
- Chile
- Cyprus
- Estonia
- Ireland
- Mexico (they just come looking for Rashel Diaz photos. Which shows good taste, really.)
- Saudi Arabia (like Cynthia McKinney, I have no shame. Front the petrodollars)
- Singapore
- Spain
- India (homemade samosas and barfi can be substituted for cash)
- Niue
- Slovenia
- Togo
Niue?
Your pardon, I am a product of the Chicago Public School system. What the fuck is Niue?
I get hits from there too. It's some sort of tropical paradise.
Please tell me you're not getting NSA hits too.
No Such Agency?
There's no such agency.
NASA, NOAA, the EPA and the Texas Vegetable Association.
The planet is doomed.
Except the tropical paradise, which probably has a force field to keep out the riff-raff.
No Such Distribution. I actually ran that for a couple of weeks. Just to see. Because I'm stupid.
Are you sure you got all their code off your computer?
Let me rephrase that, have you replaced every single component from that computer?
Ambivalence:
On one hand, I just found out that GEORGE CLINTON and Parliament Funkadelic are playing a concert at the Minnesota Zoo in Apple Valley.
On the other hand, I just found out that George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic are playing a concert at the MINNESOTA ZOO in Apple Valley.
Maybe I'll just get tickets to see Paul McCartney at the Excel. I heard he's a knight, maybe there'll be a joust.
Just got a great idea,
Sir Paul McCartney
Sir Elton John
Sir Sean Connery
Free-For-All Cage Match!
2 men enter, one man leaves!
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3 men enter, one man leaves!
Damn, drunk and/or stoned at 9 on a Sunday night.
They shouldn't have cancelled X-Files.
Re your #46 entry in the traffic list: Niue is a very small island in the South Pacific. Like Tuvalu, it decided to allow lots of people who don't actually live there to have hosts in their top-level domain. So just as .tv domains don't indicate a Tuvaluan, .nu doesn't really mean that the person is actually in Niue.
http://www.nunames.nu/ if you're interested.
Us Australians tend to notice these microstates since (a) they're in the neighbourhood and (b) they're small enough that our government can get away with insulting them and generally bossing them around. Deputy sherriff and all that. (retch!)
Oh, and since you asked, five minutes at lunchbreak. I do actually work, although "non-profit" is a stretch of a description.
Figured Niue was something like that. Thanks.
And I was trying -- and, as usual, failing -- to be funny mentioning you and Skippy. You're the only Aussies who actually post, after all.
.nu (for niue) is hugely popular in .nl country because it means now in that funny language we gabble here.
(Was severely hindered in my tying by breasts of partner, apologise for speling mistakes.)