No, really, this time I mean it. I give up. Doesn't matter what I say, doesn't matter if I'm quoting someone as distant from black militancy as Johnny Cash or Tori Amos, it all gets filtered throught the site name and ends up evidence of anger, hatred, racism, poor breeding, confusion about which fork to use and a preference to just going to a nice Ethiopian restaurant and using njera instead of the whole utensils thing anyway. Well, no more of that. From now on, it's all Bright and Cheerful and Happy Happy Happy!
At least until the meds wear off.
Update: I swear, this is all you people want. . .
The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme
Update 2: Maybe I shouldn't have taken the entire bottle. . .
The old lash-out-by-making-goneaway-spit-coffee-into-his-keyboard ploy, eh? Jesus. Add the choking effect that accompanies it and you were almost effective at killing one whitey.
Do I have to bribe you with another fiver to change it back?
you know i've been working on a really offensive to Azians cartoon called "Go Happy Fun Time Show with your host Chow Yung Hung" and it looks exactly like this in my dreams..
oh my god. i am not able to stop laughing. aaron you have really done it this time.
I was going to comment on the sexist implications of using hello "kitty" in this context...but I won't.
Enjoy the meds.
Please god just take the pink away. Please. Please. Please. Don't make me get violent. Pink is trigger for all my negative tendencies. I am a lesbian don't you know.
Dudes, you're harshing my buzz.
Except dru. But comment away. It's the only way I'll ever learn.
Michelle, a little cathartic violence never hurt anybody.
Wait, no, that doesn't sound right somehow. . .
Buddy- we been friends a long time, but I second Michelle here- couldn't you, Couldn't you have used BatzMaru instead?
Come'on. Talk to Squeeky.
& the pants. SquEEEEE.
Badtz Maru reads as too uppity (if not too Negro) to pacify the warbloggers. It'd be passive aggression to throw B.M. in their faces.
From http://users.animanga.com/arlip/oribadtz.html:
I love Badtz Maru! He's so cute and angry ^^ I even have a Badtz Maru lunch box... ok, anyway this one is made with black origami paper. I tried to use black construction paper, but it was just too thick. The pattern for this one came from my Sanrio origami book-- I didn't change it at all. Except for adding a tail (so he wouldn't fall backward). His spikey-thingies look kinda weird, but there's really no way around that since it's three dimensional. The only thing I don't like about this one is that I put his eyes too far up on his head, but once I had realized this I couldn't really move them without damaging it.
Michelle, I'm sure the femmes don't mind the pink. I met a woman at the Lexington who claimed to be able to do a Molly-Ringwald-in-Breakfast-Club-apply-lipstick-by-holding -it-in-your-cleavage trick. Must be an American thing.
Oh no, can't be. The gf of a treasured ex is a pink fiend, too. No wonder the ex and me didn't work out. I can't stand pink either.
George, I took the ending colon off the Batz Maru URI, because MT was doing the wacky with it.
If I turn on HTML in comments, do you lot promise to behave?
The ones not in a killing frenzy due to the pink, at least?
Eh. Let's find out.
happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy
I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
The little critters of nature. . . They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Ok, I'll stop.
Hey Aaron...thanks for demonstrating the appropriate way to handle being called on bullshit.
But I was only joking.
Didn't you say you were PMSing? Because I think we may be on the same cycle.
Why are you giving up? You're just getting warm.
*blink blink* um. about the meds. care to share? i think i need some too.
Never said what brought all this on, did I? Sorry 'bout that.
kd, sure, you can have some, but it's just Midol.
No, wait, the label says "mescaline." Wow. Really need to remember my reading glasses when I go to the store.
ok...nobody take this the wrong way but...
sometimes I hate white people.
I know I'm the MLK to Aaron's Malcolm X in this parable but there it is.
That's just my initial reaction to aaron's link above. I'm sure after a nice saturday it will have turned into something less angry but...
well, not right now.
Aaron, seriously. The pink...it hurts.
Jason...don't hate me. Really. Please.
Jason, that's just your cycle synching up with me and dru's. I read a report about that happening when people work together in the same place. . .
Ok, maybe there's one or two holes in that theory, but nothing we can't work around.
And may I remind you that Malcolm gets killed first? Why you gotta be like that?
Michelle, can I leave it up the rest of today, at least?
well considering the venom and bile that gets thrown at you Aaron, I'd say the snipers are pointed at you first.
See, I rarely go into the whites only diners...you stroll right in with your afro and your dashiki and your black glasses and your black power pick.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting outside singing we shall overcome with the sympathizers.
Yeah, you're the first one to go.
Its a shame really. Who else will give me good laughs and mountains of material to read?
Thank you for that f'ed up Tricky track.
And the animated kitties. Dayumn.
Jason, you keep "Fucking Crackers" and you're gonna have crumbs in your bed. Messy! :-*
You knew this had to happen
or something worse.
Midol is the man. In a bad way. Herbal cures work much much better.
Ok, Jessica, I rarely get a chance to say this, but. . . that comment was just wrong on so many levels. . .
You're welcome for the Tricky. Dancing Hello, Kitty brings joy to everyone.
dru, we are so not having this conversation.
All I'm saying is I hate to see a person supporting the evil pharmaceutical industry. Is all. But I won't say any more about it.
screw midol. beer, little vanilla cigars, and chocolate are all you need. and love. love is all you need.
The liquor store had a sign in the window claiming they sold Goose Island. I saw none. I asked the clerk, and they don't carry it.
Should'a grabbed the sign out the window and walked out with it.
Most of the walls of my apartment are bare anyway. A little decoration would be good.
Will give the vanilla cigars a try. And you can have my drugs when you pry them from my cold, nicotine-stained fingers.