Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry. We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to fuck Tim Curry.
Just the once, I swear. And I stayed to help clean the theater afterwards, because I felt guilty about the mess.
It's Jason's fault, he brought it up. Well, him and the person in Metafilter's discussion of the Am-I-Stoned-Or-Not Apple Switch ad, whose contribution was, "You better wise up, Ellen Feiss!"
It was worse when you weren't expecting it.
Anyway, Jason declares his independence from chains and pledges allegiance to independents. And I probably mixed those up. It's too late, though; I heard on Morning Edition that there are only 6 states that don't have at least one Starbuck's.
There were 7, but one just opened in Iowa City, Iowa.
And Minnesota just got a Hard Rock Café. Wow, it's almost like they're really part of a First World country. Soon, the Minnesotans might even learn how to drive automobiles.
Oh, and whoever stuck me on the list of Minnesota bloggers?
Do I sound like a fucking Minnesotan to you? The description negro is right in the site name, so I obviously don't look like a fucking Minnesotan. Yeah, the land where 'diversity' means 'not all the white people are blonde.' Fuck that noise. The only thing keeping me from killing you all with lightning from my eyes is that I don't have eyes that do that.
You maybe wanna rethink that.
'Lightning eyes' gag stolen from Toastyfrog Jump!. Go read the Ignorant White Guy Chronicles. You know you want to.
Of course the existence and popularity of KFC in Japan comes as no surprise to me, having seen the surreal Otomo satire sequence in Project A-Ko. What does take me aback was the fact that I have now encountered my second life-sized Santa Claus mannequin here in the space of about 14 hours - in this case, Colonel Sanders dressed as Santa. I'm surprised I've never seen one of these in the states, because it actually works pretty well, in an "unholy desecration" sort of way. Unfortunately for KFC, even this natty redeco of their mascot isn't sufficient to convince me to try to force feed myself their greasy, unpleasant fried chicken.
What? It's about his trip to visit his girlfriend in Japan over X-Mas. What did you think something called Ignorant White Guy Chronicles and linked from this site would be about?
No mother fucker, that wasn't a rhetorical question.
Mandella has gone of his rocker!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=536&ncid=536&e=15&u=/ap/20020912/ap_on_re_af/mandela_us_iraq_1
Hello? Wasn't that covered ages ago?
Obviously Uppity has been away for a while.
The really important thing we need to discuss today is whether or not motherfucker is a compound word, thus motherfucker, or if it is in fact two words like Aaron used today, as in mother fucker. This is a very important linguistics debate that needs to be settled right away.
Two words when used to refer to someone (e.g., "Instapundit is a dumb mother fucker."), compound word when used generally ("Turn down the A/C, it's cold like a motherfucker in here.").
Yep, that degree was a good investment. . .
Thanks for the clarification.
Well, I also claim that "alot" is acceptable, so you maybe wanna ignore me in matters of usage.
Y'know, the way linguists are usually treated.
Ummmm... am I Minnesotan yet? If so, I'm going to have to re-think that "Right To Purchase" card.
Tell your story about getting plates & a license up here.
That'll prove whether you're a Minnesotan or not.
Admit it, you loved going in that nigh-ghetto White Castle that one time.
Actually or Priestess KC said she wants to move from Fridley because its "too ghetto". Other than the name and the building I lived in, its cracker town.
I agree with the motherfucker/mother fucker usage dictum as outline above.
I second the motion. Thus the usage of the terms are now set in stone.
Shit. I totally shoulda said "concur"...
You might be thinking, "Nah, even the linguists aren't wacky enough to have a journal dedicated to this sort of thing."
And you'd be wrong.
Halt deine Fresse, Arschloch.
hmmm... we did madella? that would explain teh deja vu.
dejavu
Keep this up, pal, and I'm adding a blink tag to the search link. And nobody needs that.
Especially readers prone to epileptic seizures.