Ok, that was uncalled for.
Mark Evanier linked to a USENET transcript of Clinton on Letterman:
DL: You get a chance to play the saxophone much any more?BC: I do. I set up a music room in my house up in Chappaqua and I blow away and sometimes I play Harlem Nocturne. I’m trying to help up in Harlem restore the Apollo and I’m trying to work up the courage to go play Harlem Nocturne up on amateur night but you know if you’re not any good they take a hook a pull you off. I see all these confirmations that I’m no longer president any more but that would be the ultimate humiliation. I’ve got to practice a few more months.
You can figure who the initials stand for, I expect.
The discussion does turn serious, but I'm practicing ma.
i've always wanted to see someone pulled off stage with a hook.
this is why I love Bill. I don't care about his politics, I don't care about what he does with impressionable young women, I don't care.
I just know he's gotta be fun to hang out with.
Can you imagine what comes out of his mouth when the cameras aren't rolling?
And he'd let me give him shit.
I can tell.
You saying Dubya wouldn't be fun to hang with? I thought that was the only reason he got appointed elected. Because he was more relaxed than the Gorebot.
Clinton has that former President Secret Service detail. On the other hand, Sandman Simms cannot be stopped. Could be interesting to watch.
From a safe distance.
Like near Earth orbit, or perhaps the moon.
i could tell you the things i'd like to do with bill clinton, but i honestly don't think anyone wants to know. so i'll spare you the details of those ... those dreams.
gawd, whatta hottie though. mmm.
kd just referred to Bill Clinton as a 'hottie.' I am officially scarred for life.
then you really don't want to hear the dream. or those 'other' dreams. i have a little problem about famous, powerful men named bill, ok? we'll leave it at that.
you can always post them at your blog...
Michelle: if you think having a thing for Clinton is scarey, what about having ...something... for the Great Pretender, the Bushman himself?
I'll be seeing my therapist tomorrow.
Oh I would say therapy is a definite necessity for that one.