Louis is probably thirty years old
but he looks like a solid 45
Louis says he's got a headache
I look in his eyes, and I believe him
The big L.K.'s and the Gangster Disciples
Louis can't think of who else could take over,
but he just can't
Get up in the morning
A genuine face, braced for survival...
It's nice to be liked
But it's better by far to get paid
I know that most of the friends that I have don't really see it
That way
But if you could give 'em each one wish
How much do you wanna bet?
They'd wish success for themselves and their friends and
That would include lots of money
Don't know how many times you were stuck in the morning
You just couldn't move, though your mother was calling
You know what you need
Is a Lotto revival
A train flashes by and you're lost in a spiral...
Take the train on up to the zoo, don't look back
On what you've been through
Cause everyone's got a Monday...
It looks like shit and it must be America
It burns so quick, then it must be America
We all need a shitload of M-O-N-E-Y, money
Shitloads of Money, Liz Phair, from whitechocolatespaceegg.
I never learn not to ask questions I don't really want to know the answer to.
Gang Awareness & Gang Identification TrainingThis seminar promises to be the best training on Gangs and Gang Identification this year. Lt. Mike Martin of the Minneapolis Police Department will lead the class. He was an investigator and supervisor in the Gang Strike Force from 1994 to 1999 and is now in charge of the Department's CODEFOR Strategy. Lt. Martin is a gang instructor for the Minneapolis Police Department, the B.C.A., the Midwest Gang Investigators Association and the National Gang Crime Research Center.
[. . .] You will not find a less expensive gang class that is this comprehensive. The seminar is designed to provide the most information at the least possible cost. Some of the topics covered are listed below:
- Why kids join gangs. - How to read gang graffiti.
- Gang Myths. - How to read tattoos.
- Crips - Bloods
- Gangster Disciples - Vice Lords
- Latin Kings & other Latin gangs - Native American Gangs
- Asian Gangs - Female Gang Members
Mind you, the number one Google result for "latin kings minneapolis gangs" is a site in Japan.
Great fucking planet we've got here. Somebody want to blow it up now?
Shitloads of Money
what are signs for latin kings i think my little girl is in it.
-- From NATIONAL ALLIANCE OF GANG INVESTIGATORS ASSOCIATIONS - Almighty Latin King Nation page.
Far more information is available there, but you should probably contact a local group that works with former/current gang members.
THE LATIN KINGS AND QUEENS ARE ONLY TRYING TO BRING UP THE LATINOS BUT MOST PEOPLE JUST SEE US AS "GANG BANGERS". WELL I AM 19 AND GOING TO COLLEGE TO BECOME A NURSE AND YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING I AM A LATIN QUEEN! AMOR DE REYNA!!!
Guess I could make some tacky remark about using your nursing skills to patch up your crew, but you've probably heard 'em all before.
Good on you, love. I wish you well.
LATIN KINGS AND QUEENS are not just gang bangers, we are a family. I've been a Queen for 5 years and let me tell you something, I graduated high school, got a softball scholarship, and am attend college right now to become an EMT/Paramedic/firefighter. So don't asume what you don't know. ALKQN Representin' AZ.
AMOR DE REYNA 360 BOOM
You know, the A-List Bloggers don't have to deal with this sort of thing.
Oh, right, most of them don't have comments.
Evelyn, got it. Thanks for challenging my assumptions; maybe one day I'll actually learn better. D'you know Guerra? Seems like you're following similar career paths. Kind'a. If you squint a little. Best of luck to you, too.
I want to become a member of the latin kings
Then you've come to the wrong place, I'm afraid.
In fact, I'm not sure they do on-line recruitment.
Great, now you've made me curious about that. Thanks heaps, pal.
Latinos Unidos. #1 Putting it down for the Mexican Razaaa !!!!
. . .
You know, I still haven't heard all of the latest Liz Phair album. The first single isn't that bad, if you're just looking for mindless pop music, and that seems to be the effect she was going for.
Damn it all, used to be able to drag any seriously off-topic discussion kicking and scraming towards talking about Buffy; not sure what to do now that it's not a going concern anymore. Anybody got any suggestions? Don't really want to just close comments on this.
No clue why, but I don't.
(With respects paid to VA):
I like pie. Do you like pie?
I looooove pie.
Do you think Liz Phair likes pie? She's such a skinny little thing.
She's probably one of those types who can eat pie without it going straight to their butts.
Damn them.
Some of us like big butts, you know.
Anyone ever work out that the Latin tag line I'd been using [magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri, pulling it from Google's cache, since God forbid I actually archive these things myself] was part of that translation of Baby Got Back that was making the rounds a while ago? I'm starting to worry about my obscurity again. . .
I think that was a bit too obscure for me, yes. ;) That and I'm just skimming and waiting for the day I get it to be a me fansite.
Okay, maybe not, but it sounded funny when I thought it.
I did. I had advantages, though: I work in Latin every damn day and I saw the whole translation when I visited the Hannestead a couple of weeks ago. Very giggly.
I made very good pies for Thanksgiving. If any of you ever care to visit, I shall make another. I just do shit like that. Ask Neo.
Huh. Latin translation. Latin Kings. Might have done something with that. . .
VASpider, your idle suggestion is my command.
Suppose we can have your vows say, "Love, honor and cherish," while I get stuck with, "Love, honor and obey." Were we writing our own?
garrity, glad someone out there gets this stuff. And I shall ask Neo about this, assuming she's not too busy playing with crayons.
Crayons are good.
But not tasty like pie.
Why, yes, it IS the final week of the quarter, why?
Of course we're writing our own, silly. Like I'd agree to obey?
Pfft.
Yay, I have my own fansite until you get bored and change it to something else. n.n
Neo, please tell me you're nibbling on the non-toxic crayons, at least?
VASpider, why do I get the feeling my vows are going to be longer than yours?
Way, way longer?
Can I use cue cards or a teleprompter or something?
And I think kd holds the fansite record, but that's combining several of them.
I miss her so.
I will allow for use of a teleprompter, or for garrity to hold cue cards, certainly.
Wouldn't want you messing up on those vows, seeing as I'mma be holding you to them like nobody's business.
n.n
Thanks, hon.
And I got the draft copy of my vows that you faxed over. Um, could you turn to page 38? The fourth item down?
I don't think I can do that with my tongue.
Certainly not "at least four nights a week."
If I must hold cue-cards, I would like very much to do justice to both my duties and that butt-bow confection of a dress by performing my best Vanna White. I'll turn those cards with flair whilst also caressing them sensually. Yes?
Nah nah, I said it's the -last- week of the quarter, I'll take my highs where I can get them.
Gar, if'n you need any help rehearsing w/those cue cards, let me know. I've got a good resume, having held the signs for the audience to read while 2 of my friends performed the Fish Slapping Dance...
No, really. It wasn't the toxic crayons, I swear...
*sigh*
Fine.
Three nights a week, then?
And yes, garrity, I think sensual caressing of cue cards is about right for this wedding, the way it's panning out...
And I'm supposed to keep my mind on the vows I'm reading while she's sensually caressing the cue cards how exactly?
Oh well, good thing Heather doesn't visit here anymore. She'd point out that I actually can do that with my ton--
Hell, I think there are photos. Um, you're not a subscriber to her site, are you VA sweetie?
Neo, do you even remember what sleep is at this point?
... I do have a login, yes.
Ya liar.
I knew doing erotic photography was going to come back one day to bite me in the ass.
What is wrong with my life that I actually write sentences like that?
Anyway VA, ok, fine, at least four nights a week. Guess I can learn ASL or something, since Nubian Goddess knows I won't be able to talk.
Then again, you won't be able to walk, so I guess we can call it even.