You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he opened your thighs with a dick this size
What a fag!
Makes you gag!
Und I. . .
. . . should probably stop that to maintain plausible deniability.
It's not pure narcissism (potential, guilt-free use of the N-word there, if you need it), looking at the referral logs. It's also educational. I learn things about myself by what other people write about the place. F'r instance, I'm part of a Clan:
Ok; Recently it has come to my knowledge that there is a group of people (who I will refer to as the burning cross clan or BCC for short) in this world who's sole purpose is to progress racism, discrimination and the idea that Black people/African American people are somehow always being held to task or ranted on by anyone of the opposite race.
Just the use of the phrase "opposite race" let me know this was a person of rare insight. Actually, it's not that rare, more's the pity, but think about that for more than two seconds. Which is all it deserves. Opposite?
That cd cover graphic is already too friggin' huge, which is why you're not looking at Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat right now. I'm not completely evil, you know.
Christopher Warner continues:
There are more blogs out there that tend to do this than not and the confirmation came recently from an article on Uppity-Negro. The connotation of the name has a meaning I'm sure, I'm not sure why someone would want to use such connotation to promote a website; even if it's not negative it promotes the ideas they so vehemently fight. I'm sure the author/owner of said website would not like to be called an Uppity Negro by anyone from a different race however he'd use the connotation in good terms and no one else would be able to I guess. I'm not sure exactly what goes through the mind of a BCC member; I simply digress. In any event feel free to read the above and follow it; I'm gonna be pretty frank.
Never thought TV's Frank was that pretty myself, but I liked Pearl Forrester actress Mary Jo Pehl's commentaries on NPR. Her (she? That should be she, shouldn't it? Doesn't sound right, and I have native speaker intuitions, so fuck you) and Heather Havrilesky/Polly Esther brought voices rarely heard in. . . what was I talking about?
Oh, right. Um, he goes on to try raising the corpse of that pointless little spat with Dawn Olsen and Rachel Lucas, which really wasn't that fun the first time around. Although you could see it as a precursor to the Joe Boxer ad controversy, if you squint a little.
Speaking of which, George, couldn't you shut those people up with your Weirding Way or something? No wait, they seem to have stopped.
No wait, they haven't. Old folks? Y'know, Xavier, I could probably fry her computer with an electromagnetic pulse if you give me her IP address.
RHPS, MST3k, Dune and X-Men in one post. Think that's setting a record for something.
Anyway, one last thing:
If anyone wants to link to this story feel free; You may also only reproduce the work in it's original entirety. Quoting taking out of context will be treated as slander and basically I will take your ass to court.
Bitch, please.
Want to know more? Use a fucking search engine, you lazy bum. You think I'm wading around the remains of Suck looking for Heather's archive?
Silly me. I forgot to mention what I'd learned. I had no idea I was promoting this website at all, let alone with the Uppity-Negro name. Isn't there a blog called Angry White Gir. . . never mind. Logic. Has no place in such debates.
What am I meant to be vehemently fighting? Thought I was nihilistic, bordering on suicidal.
There's also an, um, response to the earlier non-debate, though how it could reasonably be called that when I only became aware of it's existence now is beyond me. He calls Rachel a "chick".
Due to fucked-up shit, Rachel is currently packing a .38.
I would have no problems testifying under oath that I was chatting with her on IM at the time of the shooting. Or with dumping the body, although I assure you there is not a sign in front of my building that says "dead cracka storage."
Silly me - I thought those hits were from the blackbloggers ring - not a specific entry.
I'm pondering the role of personal sites in an arena as public as the internet. The joe Bo><er thing has me reconsidering the ability to comment on posts as well. The medium, by it's very nature, encourages exchanges that would not occur face to face often an acrimonious tone taken to defend a position and attack opposing views. What's up with that?
Sorry 'bout the edit there, Tracy. Remember, folks, < and > are your friends.
Cooler heads than mine have tried to describe online communities. I'd love to blame the warbloggers for the acrimony, but it might just be the inherently distancing effect of dealing with words on a screen.
Considering doing more with all those comments starting off, "I'm a white person, and I just don't understand. . ." in the Vaughn threads. That so many people felt the need to state that, in almost exactly the same way, probably illustrates something.
I'm too kind to speculate about what.
What language is that dimwit speaking? Seriously....
"Quoting taking out of context will be treated as slander..."
Huh?!?
(Is my ass going to court now?)
I will have to puzzle this out later. My brain is still reeling from "The opposite race."
That's a new one for me.
Dru, you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
Jake, the guy is obviously a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes.
He's been telling lies.
I think I have found a theme to replace the RHPS lyrics.
But I liked the RHPS lyrics!
(and I did want to fuck Tim Curry... probably still would...)
"The opposite race." Wow. I'm torn between stunned headshaking with bitter laughter, and wanting whoever wrote that to explain what the fuck it's supposed to mean.
Come on y'all... opposites are easy!
White is the opposite of black, right? Sure!
And yellow is the opposite of... Brown? No. Shit. Um, red? Hmmm... Doesn't seem right. Do we have any blue people around? Violet, maybe?
"I'm sure the author/owner of said website would not like to be called an Uppity Negro by anyone from a different race"
On the contrary, I think it's his sole purpose in life to be recognized as a boat rocker and generally Uppity-Negro. How can someone miss the point so badly?
Besides, being called "Aaron" by anyone from a different race is an obvious racial slur on the owner of said website, and can result in violent efnic displays, you dumb ass cracka.
"We come together cuz opposites attract and you know..."
see, really being opposite races creates harmony. I don't know what this M.C. (does it stand for matrixcrimson?) Skat Cat is talking about....
He went after Cecily a while ago.
I read his nonsense at the time and realized he was a clown.
I'm still waiting for MC Skat Cat to release a solo project. Wasn't he like the most popular rapper that year? What does that say about society at large when a cartoon is more popular than most black artists that define the genre?
"I'm a black person and I don't understand..."
Jake:
Pull out your color wheel from art class. yellow has complementary colors in the green and orange areas, and... oh fuck it.
maybe i should click on the links sometime and see that Skat actually did release that album.
damn.
at least he didn't stay popular...maybe that's saying something...
I once met TV's Frank in the uptown gap. He was buying sweater vests. hip guy.
also saw him once cycling in one of those sleek bicyclist unitards. heheheh... that's not gunna go away soon.
eee---yuuk-unnnnnngh!
Thank you so much for sharing that image with the class. Bastard. Couldn't it have been Mary Jo Pehl in a unitard?
Think Chuck D./the PE used "opposite race" in Pollywannacracka, but am too lazy to check.
Jason, since I had to pull the Google cache copy of that page, I'm guessing Skat Kat is no longer on the cultural radar, and is banished to the nether realms with Vanilla Ice. And the Hammer cartoon. And the Kid and 'N'Play cartoon. And. . . didn't Mr. T have one? That's getting pretty far afield, though. . .
Hanne, perhaps the author will show up to explain himself, or we can ask the process server to ask him for us. Civil case, so I guess Jake isn't a co-defendent. . . Batz, what's the proper term for naming someone else in a suit?
but what about the gary coleman cartoon? Now that was classic television.
or MJ, Gretzky and John Elway saving the world from poor fitness. Was it Elway? Maybe it was Montana. Whatever, I'm not putting that in a search engine.
If I search for bad cartoons, the terrorists have won.
upon following your link and trying to read that person's screed, i have determined that someone needs to phone its pharmacist and lower its ritalin Rx.
anybody seen those commercials for mr. curry in the new "family affair" remake? poor tim, he actually looks as if he ate brian keith and choked on him.
http://www.matrixcrimson.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=66&mode=&order=0&thold=0
So, the Paula Abdul & MC Skat Kat references did not suggest to you that, perhaps, I wasn't taking you entirely seriously?
Oooooo-kay.