with astrologers. Really. Visit your local university and find out for yourself.
Is today's horoscope-gag Boondocks a repeat? It looks familiar, except for Caesar's hair. . .
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19)
Stay alert for the first signs of damage. Some would call you a pessimist, but you prefer to think of your philosophy as informed realism. If Pookie asks you where you are going tonight, then the caper is up. Maybe you should consider a life without the hook up at the freights.
My younger sister's reads:
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Hide from all ignorant people. You need a long bath instead of a quick shower. Even though you find it disgusting to sit there in your own dirt, the heat will do your pores some good.
Strange. I was going to visit her in a few days, but she hasn't called me back yet. . .
Update: I ain't naming no names.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Tonight, you are not just symbolized by the fish, but you will be sleeping with the fishes if you don’t stop disrespecting your mother. She brought you in this world.
The guilty know who they are.