Michelle points out that one may order directly from PussyPuckerPots.com, rather than through a retailer. You can also suggest new pick-up lines through the site, but topping
Hey Baby - I bet you just can't wait to rub my Strawberry Snatch all over your lips...
may not be possible. Or particularly desirable.
Dru notes that Lorraine of blue period is, in fact, a distinct individual, and not merely an aspect of the randomWalks hivemind. Management apologizes for the earlier confusion, and also any confusion caused by this attempt to clarify the earlier confusion.
Laura announces the continued existence and output of Ward Connerly:
It's not every day that one gets immortalized along with Clarence Thomas, Condoleezza Rice, and Colin Powell in a poem, especially a poem penned by the New Jersey poet laureate. But I think I'll have to pass on this "honor" after reading it and learning the poet is Amiri Baraka (the poet formerly known as LeRoi Jones), one of America's premier haters and anti-Semites. [blah blah] maniacal litany, and the anti-Semitism [blah blah] anti-Jewish, anti-white, pro-Black Panther screeds [blah blah] hate-infused, Jew-bashing [blah blah] infection of victimology. . .
Again, stake through the heart or beheading, or prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. If the vamp ain't dust, it ain't dusted. Confirm those kills, people.
Finally, Formula 51 isn't nearly as bad as the ads would lead you to believe. Ebert gives it one star, but, y'know, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
Remembered after 10 years, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" seems more and more like a movie that got made by accident when the lunatics took over the asylum.
His commentary on the DVD includes the line, "Ok, I was really fucked up when I wrote this next scene, but so was everybody else making the movie, and we're not sure what the hell it was supposed to mean either. You maybe want to leave the disc playing and go to the kitchen for the next few minutes, and prepare yourself a snack. Something with a short preparation time. Lasagna, perhaps."
I shall endeavor to do better regarding factual accuracy and current information in future.
--Aaron
sometimes it sucks being a poet in this country. i wonder how "soul on ice" would have been received if it was written today. much more gratuitous amiri baraka bashing and i'm going to re-form the white panthers. kick out the jams muthafuckaaa!!!