Shipping today, from Satin Slippers Adult Shopping for Women:
Pussy Pucker Pots (NEW!)
Pucker up for the ultimate lip balm: Pussy Pucker Pots! An all-natural, hand made, 100% vegan treat for your mouth, Pussy Pucker Pots will keep your lips moist and supple. They make a fun gift, an excellent stocking stuffer, and are a must-have for every gal's make-up bag or ruck sack!
Please Note: You are pre-ordering this product, which will ship on the 18th of October! Has an almond-oil base; not suitable for nut allergies.
Leave the last line alone. I know you're tempted, but just let it slide.
And yes, I really, really hate to pack, if you hadn't noticed.