Severely underestimates my ability to come up with excuses, though.
For example, visiting other people's sites. Hers took me to George's, where he said yesterday in an entry titled Black male authenticity, H.B. in charge and C.P. time.:
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been, a real Black man. Nothing I say, think or do should be construed as constituting authentic African-American-icity. My blackness is real, but I am not.
See? He says it without quoting foul-mouthed Korean-American comics.
Speaking of whom, yesterday Heather wrote:
I officially declare today to be National Shut The Hell Up About Politics Day.
I'll be observing this tomorrow, since, like George, I'm on C.P. time.
And naw, he ain't upgraded yet, either.
I'm waiting him out.