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Removed most of the right-wingers from the links over yonder, after realizing I didn't find them very funny anymore. Did keep Town Hall, though.

TownHall.com: Conservative Columnists: William F. Buckley, Jr.

A single day's news sometimes looks like the distillate of an irony factory. It's there to remind us of contradictory human behavior on almost every scale, reaching back into history and projecting paradoxes for tomorrow.

Because, you know, I only wish I could write like that.

Thankfully,

Uncle Toms still alive and well

CHICAGO--A Bean Soup Times investigation uncovered a new breed of Uncle Tom and his people still alive and well in America.

Despite talk of a “new day” the Black community can rest assured that there is a new crop of youth taking the baton of licking boots. In the past, a handkerchief head negro was afraid of his own shadow. This new breed of buck dancers are modern and thugged, but uphold negative stereotypes used to justify racism all the same.

The October Bean Soup Times is up to wash the stink of Town Hall out of my head.

They also help restore normality by pointing out the Top Ten Things Unchanged Since 9/11

• People are STILL vegetarians, but -- and even though Grandma and them had plenty of pork ribs at the family reunion -- your knucklehead, meat eating relatives STILL ate all the vegetarian food up first.
• "Yo' black ass" is STILL a preferred insult by Black Americans who missed the whole Black is Beautiful movement.
• The Honorable Louis Farrakhan STILL does not scratch where he don't itch and grin and smile when ain't nothing funny.

Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em. I could quote the whole thing.

Serious, you know them negroes can't afford no lawyer.