Note to self: Ego-surfing, bad idea
So, the search function is working again at blogdex. And, fool that I am, I looked up this place.
The fuck was I thinking?
Back in early August, Eric Olsen wrote:
"Say It Loud, I'm Black and Hateful"
Aaron really is a nightmare: an intelligent black man who somehow still buys into the "identify with our suppressed brethren in the Middle East via the American Black Muslim door because they are Muslim and Black Muslims are Muslim [of a sort] and I am black so when they are done with my Palestinian and Iraqi brethren they may come after me."You are an American, that's all that counts. No one else would identify you with any non-American unless the term "African-American" ties you to that continent. This race to identify with the "suppressed underdog" anywhere on earth regardless of heinousness of ideology went out with the Black Panthers. Let me guess: favorite poet - Amiri Baraka?
Let us not be blind to victims but let us also not seek victimization as a shield from personal responsibility. Lastly, how dare you imply Dawn is racist when racism oozes from your every pore? So much to offer, so little to say. Were you beaten by your white keepers as a child? Fight the power, fool.
UPDATE
No, it isn't the site name (which I thought was funny), it's the mixture of self-pity and contempt dripping all over everything. And you can quote George Wallace and David Duke and it wouldn't mean squat. View people as people and drop the race card.
Somehow I missed this at the time. Probably best for all concerned, really, and I'm not certain bringing it up again now is a good idea.
My keepers might start beating me again, after all.
And then there's an update, as I realize what I found annoying about this.
Not the arrogant whiteboy bullshit. I've grown quite accustomed to that over the decades, thanks. It's the second person bits. Like I said, I only saw the thing this morning.
I suppose Rebecca covers the proper way of addressing an entry to someone. Emailing the entry itself, or a link, to the person you're supposedly speaking to?
I just wrote Eric, at the address given at Blogcritics. We'll see what, if anything, he has to say about this.
Don't hit the archived/comments link on that entry at Tres Producers, by the way.
We should all try to remember the good things about Daily Pundit.
You know, like. . . well, there's. . . help me out here, people.
Comments
Here's where I'm confused: Where you even talking about Palestinians or Muslims around that time? I went about 10 entries back after the whole coon caricature fun and I can't seem to find anything that relates in any way to what he's talking about.
Or Amiri Baraka for that matter.
If I had read those pieces my guess would be that you were a sci-fi geek whose favorite poet was Johnny Cash.
But maybe I'm colorblind.
Posted by: Jason | November 18, 2002 11:57 AM
*note to self* use the preview button.
where = were.
move along.
Posted by: Jason | November 18, 2002 11:58 AM
Jason, clearly you weren't reading between the lines properly.
I never do, and I'm the one writing the lines.
This must be another aspect of our genetic intellectual inferiority.
Posted by: Aaron | November 18, 2002 12:13 PM
*note to self* use the preview button.
where = were.
move along.
Posted by: Jason | November 18, 2002 12:43 PM
Ummm...apparently something weird happened.
Posted by: Jason | November 18, 2002 12:56 PM
It must be hard when your ego is so big you can't see 'round it clearly, and all the world is nothing but a twisted reflection of your own mental furniture. Very disturbing thought, that. I don't WANT the whole world to look like my mental furniture, personally speaking. Much less scary to try to see what's actually there.
On a seperate, I-am-not-scolding-neocon-morons-right-now-but-instead-hijacking-Aaron's-comments note:
I am officially a published scholar.
(Not entirely sure it's something to be excited by, but there it is.)
Posted by: garroty | November 18, 2002 2:39 PM
Talk about checking previews. It would be good if I could spell my own pseudonym, eh?
Stupid laptop keyboard! Too teeny!
Posted by: garrity | November 18, 2002 2:41 PM
if only the "jackass" show had segments about people crashing into things rhetorically, which this particular oxygen-starved-at-birth individual seems to do with such aplomb.
i visited blogcritics once by accident long, long ago, and found myself reading "reviews" written with the skill of a freshman frat pledge majoring in animal husbandry, after about half a keg of miller high life. what they tended to boil down to was "i don't understand this person's blog, so therefore it sucks". i think those people should stick to what they're best at, reviewing the best places off campus to get garlic fries with their $2 well drinks, and how to make your very own beer bong with a ballpoint pen.
Posted by: fertile_jim | November 18, 2002 2:42 PM
(Congratulations, garrity! It is SO something to be excited about.
Tell you what: you hjack the comments, and I'll keep from making snarky, racist and mean comments about anyone whose last name is Olson being the self-assigned racism Gestapo, and instead, congratulate you.)
Posted by: Heather | November 18, 2002 3:03 PM
Garrity, seeing as you and Michelle are actually running the place, y'all can hijack with impunity. Congratulations! If you had a blog, you'd now be linked as Fred, from Angel.
No, that's a compliment. Honest. Stop looking at me like that.
Heather, you live in Minnesota. You can't fling a cat without hitting someone named some variation of Olson/Olsen.
There is no need to use one of the cats to prove this.
Why don't you and Garrity bond over laptops instead?
Posted by: Aaron | November 18, 2002 3:55 PM
Olson, Larsen, Gilbrandsen... just a travel tip for those who may visit Minnesota, by the way. If you ever find yourself at a restaurant that requires a reservation and you don't have one? You just tell them you're the Olson or Larsen party. Works every time.
It says something about it up here that I was recognized as an Italian on sight seen, even with red hair. I think there are three more of us.
I didn't know we were bonding. But okay. :) At least I'm not doing it by getting all macha about kicking people's butts who say nasty things about you. I'm getting better, really, I am.
Posted by: Heather | November 18, 2002 4:16 PM
Why is it that garrity doesn't have a blog, anyway?
Posted by: VASpider | November 18, 2002 4:39 PM
Congratulations Garrity!
Posted by: Michelle | November 18, 2002 5:10 PM
Yeah! Congrats, Garrity!
Posted by: drublood | November 18, 2002 7:27 PM
Woo, Garrity! Go you! It's *so* exciting when you finally see that byline, *your* byline... how fun, and how well-deserved!
Posted by: hanne | November 18, 2002 7:56 PM
yay, Garrity!
i really shouldn't have hit the archived comments link. dammit.
Posted by: kd | November 19, 2002 12:59 AM
Well, the good news WAS that DP was going on hiatus, or so I thought I read somewhere - probably last time I was at ASV. So what do I know.
And Garrity, we would much rather see you a published scholar than a perished one.
Hey, stop groaning. Somebody had to make the joke.
Posted by: Laura | November 19, 2002 2:59 AM
The deities of your choices bless you all. Or not. As you will.
As for my own blog . . ooooh, the temptation, but time is an issue. Mmmmmm. Afer I've got the family geneology work in hand, I'll think on it more. Tempting, if only so's the other chicks in academe would know they aren't the only ones who are subjected to certain kinds of specialized nonsense.
Posted by: garrity | November 19, 2002 6:18 AM
I vote for bloggy goodness, even if somewhat infrequent.
Also, congratulations, because I realised just now that I'd forgotten that. I'd offer an excuse but... no.
So. Congratulations.
Posted by: VASpider | November 19, 2002 7:21 AM
Bloggy goodness gets another vote, Gar. It's not peer pressure, I'm encouraging you to participate in liberation theology vis-a-vis other women in academia. Right? Right.
Posted by: hanne | November 19, 2002 8:26 AM
Garrity, it would appear that, among the many features of Moveable Type I've barely glanced at, is the ability to host multiple blogs.
True, this means you'd be using this domain name, but I think you've earned the distinction(?) of uppity negrosity several times over at this point.
Ok, again, that was a compliment. Why do people keep looking at me like that?
Posted by: Aaron | November 19, 2002 8:49 AM
could probably even pay a minor fee at hostway (you're on hostway right, Aaron?) for garrity.uppitynegro.com
I actually added a new blog to manage my weekly stats updates yesterday. It was really easy. Scarily so.
just a thought.
i think Mrs. Giles (or is he Mr. A?) has a similar thing going at http://gujari.allaboutgeorge.com
Fun for the whole family.
And go go academia. Better person than I...I can't even muster up the motivation to take community college classes for fun.
Posted by: Jason | November 19, 2002 10:13 AM
Hooray for nominal fees -- if any at all, most of the hosting plans I've seen include a number of subdomains. I think, anyway. Hooray for bloggy goodness.
Posted by: VASpider | November 19, 2002 10:45 AM
*starry eyed*
Thanks, Aaron! Quite the nicest compliment I've been paid in a while.
Best to stick to hijacking, though, until I have an actual, real, no-fooling tenure-track job, and I can fund the thing meself and also not freak about about who might connect me with some of my more subversive online commentary.
I'm honored by the votes of confidence, though. If I ever start writing some regular gig or other, I'll be sure to let you know.
Posted by: garrity | November 19, 2002 11:29 AM
Man, oh, man... the next logical step of course would be distributed blogs -- spreading a blog over two or three different sites with none of the slowness or crippling of blogger. I don't need to be thinking about this kind of stuff a couple of weeks before finals. I really don't.
Coincidentally, if you're looking for included sub-domains and mySQL access and crazy uptime from a host for pretty cheap check out Pure NRG. They don't offer the $4/month crazy cheap deal I'm on any more but they're affordable and I , horrible picky critical, am totally happy with them. Sorry that sounds like some weird ass paid endorsement.
Posted by: goneaway | November 19, 2002 12:10 PM