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Okay, this stuff? Liquid latex?
When they claim that "moderate body hair" poses no risk of Deep Hurting when you peel it off?
The fuckers lie.
They lie, I tell you.
Far be it from me to deny that Sex is good for you, but remember to take proper precautions.
Like shaving.
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You know...there are so many deliciously prurient comments one could make based on that entry...I'm having a difficult time choosing what to say.
Um, so I won't say anything.
Except maybe that aloe works wonders, and lavender is a wonderful anti-bacterial if you have any abrasions.
Posted by: drublood | January 5, 2003 6:02 PM
Baby oil or anything else petroleum based (a very light coat then wiped off -- you know how it still sticks in hair) will lessen the longevity of liquid latex but it'll come off a lot easier and with less screaming and gnashing of teeth. You can also use something petroleum based to get the smaller pieces off with less of the aforementioned pain.
Posted by: goneaway | January 5, 2003 7:02 PM
Uhm.
Welcome... back?
@_@
Posted by: VASpider | January 5, 2003 7:09 PM
No kidding Dru. He made it so easy it's not even worth saying anything.
Posted by: Michelle | January 5, 2003 7:52 PM
I tried some of that stuff on the back of my hand in October, and the little hairs have just now finally grown back to normal length.
I can't imagine what a bikini waxing must be like.
Posted by: Ryan Greene | January 5, 2003 9:00 PM
wow, thanks for giving me a plotline for my next homemade erotic piece, ryan!
i'm sure you can imagine quite a bit. it's just a matter of what you WANNA.....
Posted by: r@d@r | January 5, 2003 10:53 PM
Good. Now I can tell my hubby to stop looking all shiny every time he comes across an ad for the stuff.
Looking forward to the new pictures, though.
Surely there *were* pictures, yes?
Posted by: garrity | January 6, 2003 6:15 AM
Honest, I said "it's not usually a problem if there's very very little hair, but a coating of Vaseline usually does the trick anyway."
She of the not-very-furry-but-still-peachfuzz-enhanced boicreature
Posted by: hanne | January 6, 2003 8:24 AM
Okay...
I really need to hang out with different people.
No one ever offers to put me in some liquid latex round these parts.
damn.
Posted by: Jason | January 6, 2003 11:36 AM
Come visit, Jason. I have basic black, red, baby blue, and hot pink. Plus a jar of this sparkly silver stuff you can mix in or apply on top of it. It'll be art.
Posted by: hanne | January 6, 2003 3:34 PM
Heh.... art.
Posted by: uppity-shinob | January 7, 2003 11:16 AM
Rip it off quickly ... just like a band-aid. Fun! I usually manage to keep most of my hair in the process as well.
Posted by: Dave | January 7, 2003 12:33 PM
I'm using a brand new product called Learning to Love Your Partner's Body Hair. It's remarkably painless. And this fucker isn't lying.
Posted by: Mark Ryan | January 7, 2003 3:33 PM
Hmmm, sticky...I wonder what happens when you sit adjacent to a humming microwave oven when covered with the stuff.
Posted by: sean | January 7, 2003 7:07 PM
uh...you guys seen the sample pictures of our aaron and miss heather...um...latexing? they're up over at femmerotic.com.
doh! [kicks wall underneath desk]
Posted by: r@d@r | January 7, 2003 7:20 PM
one word.....OUCH!!!!
Posted by: j-notes.com | January 7, 2003 7:48 PM
r@d@r, that's Mister Heather to you.
garrity, as r@d@r pointed out, there are indeed photos.
j-notes, yes, ouch was the Word of the Day. Well, there were others, but they cannot be repeated on a family-friendly site like this one.
Hey, I didn't say which family.
Dru's, perhpas. Or Michelle's.
Posted by: Aaron | January 8, 2003 9:24 AM
It's absolutely friendly to my family.
Posted by: Michelle | January 8, 2003 11:24 AM
i stand well corrected.
family-friendly? i thought it was "ozone-hostile", like the warning label on most motorhead albums.
i wonder if spas of the future will be offering the latex treatment. it's no stranger than being whipped with birch branches...
Posted by: r@d@r | January 8, 2003 11:26 AM
That'll learn ya!
Posted by: j. brotherlove | January 8, 2003 4:51 PM
I need to know how to make some homemade liquid latex. I need about 6 pairs of gloves that just go up to the wrist, one time use so i dont want to spend alot of money.
Any one know how? Email me at shiko85_24@msn.com and type "latex glove" into the subject box or your email might get deleted without ever bein read. Thank you.
Posted by: shiko85 | August 13, 2004 3:20 PM