Anyone laughing at that, report to the nearest re-education center immediately.
Think the update is finally, um, up. Despite the best efforts of my friendly ftp program(s) to frustrate me at every turn. And this entry should be formatted correctly, and allow comments, and have hookers and gambling!
Haven't managed to follow the news today, since I've been struggling with this. Anything of interest going on in the world?
Update: Well, that was fun, except for the part about not being any actual fun.

Hookers?! Gambling?!
That is a hell of a FTP program!!!!
And you did't miss anything today. Well, besides the killer flu, Bush's obsession with the end of the world and cheese fries.
Ummmm..... cheesey fries.