Banished from humanity, the machines sought refuge in their own promised land.
Ok, much to the relief of the people in the neighboring cubicles, I've finally stopped belting.
Why, you may ask?
I love David Bowie, I swear, love him love him he is a god and he didn't even write that song, it was Iggy, who was married to Suchi or Sushi or Sukiyaki or whatever - he had that yellow fever, but every time I listened to it, that shit made me feel like there was something that I was doing wrong. I wasn't exotic and I never thought about wearing a little black linen pants and a shirt that closed with frogs instead of buttons. It made me feel oddly inferior and superior at the same time, like here is the face of me, supposedly a symbol of faraway lands where the food is as mysterious as the sex, so I am the embodiment of the ancient Chinese secret, but in truth, I am an imposter, because if I am so exotic why I am sitting in front of the TV watching Underdog and listening out for my mom's car so I can turn it off fast enough and pretend I was doing my homework while my brother works on a Revell model of an army truck as we both get high off the fumes?
Because The Tin Giles let me know that Margaret Cho has a blog.
Of course, now I'm doing the "It is a good day, for there is Margaret Cho" dance, but at least that's quieter. . .
Comments
Oh you're just in heaven now aren't you? Margaret Cho blog archives to read!
Posted by: Michelle | September 25, 2003 4:48 PM
and, by having linked it, you have made your blog relevant for the next six months. take the week off, get a massage. you've earned it, sir.
now excuse me while i go make obeisance before the temple of cho........
Posted by: r@d@r | September 25, 2003 7:21 PM
not sure how i found your site but i must say it's very interesting - i'll be back thanks for the cho link!
Posted by: kokobeaan | September 25, 2003 9:59 PM
Michelle, oh I'm happy as a runaway slave.
Think I hurt myself doing the "It is a good day, for there is Margaret Cho" dance, though. And Shakira makes that move look so easy. . .
r@d@r, thanks, I think I will.
kokobeaan, no worries. Thanks for the kind words.
Posted by: Aaron | September 26, 2003 8:14 AM
Margaret Cho has a blog?
Rock on! Happy days!
Thanks for the news, Aaron -- you made my day.
Posted by: Natalie "Fair and Balanced" Davis | September 28, 2003 1:38 PM