Jumping the gun. Cannon. Whatever.

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I am resisting the urge to write this in pirate lingo. Be thankful.

There's no better way to observe Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow than by enjoying the story of Snatch the Scarlet Marauder and Prudence the, um, Piller of Virtue(?) in Heather's Shiver Me Timbers gallery. Honest. Arrrr.

Sorry, slipped a bit there.

Not a member? You can easily rectify this.

And as the woman herself says:

A portion of your membership fees go to help support Scarleteen.com, the net's independent sex-positive sex information and education resource for young adults.

Or you can always donate to Scarleteen directly, but, y'know, pirates.

Now, I've seen my access logs. I know some of you bastards are clocking tall Yanqui dollars. If my broke ass can toss some treasure (sorry, sorry) cash their way, y'all certainly can.

But, y'know, pirates.

Either way, it's all good.

'course, as a subscriber, you can also see (among other things) me, Heather and Elise in an interracial bisexual blacks-on-blondes-on-redheads-on-blondes-on-blacks sort of thing, the making of which I expect I should write about some day when I no longer want to be able to reach my own site from my job, as well as. . .

Oh, just go check it out already.

And pray I don't decide to re-write this tomorrow, matey.

I only took the Scarleteen donation graphic down because it didn't really fit the redesign. Hey, neither did my own tip jars. I'm working on it.

I work slow, okay? Which will also come up in describing that shoot. . .

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and just when i thought i was caught up and feeling all groovy, now something else for me to get caught up in.

insomnia. it's the devil, i swear.

*ahem*


(arrrrr)


Now I must flee.

VASpider? Honey?

Ye can run, lassie, but ye can't hide.

ejflavors, sleep is for the weak.

So what did you think?

Well, hell, in that case...

ARRRRR!

In for a penny...

Aye, that's the spirit!

Mind you, I'm going to have you keelhauled for this later.

Arrr. I fear not your keelhauling! Pirates live for the moment! The glorious moments on the high seas, with the wind in their sails and the rum and...

... okay, I'll stop.

heh heh heh...
i loved it...um, what i got to see. the site was shut down on me- looks like there was too much activity goin' on.

scalawags in breeches!!!

*sigh* it's. a. conspiracy.

ejflavors, that's weird. Yep, I blame the conspiracy.

Um, which conspiracy? There's so many to keep track of these days. . .

VASpider, don't stop, I'm just getting turned o-- I mean, thank goodness TLAPD comes but once a year. Hope you enjoyed yours, hon.