Trying to come up with a costume on short notice. All I need for this is a pie pan, really. . .
Joxer the Mighty,
He's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome it's a sin.
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin.
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free).
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-ood company.
Look out! He's Joxer...
Joxer the Mighty!
Need to hire a choir too, though. And the backing orchestra. . .
Anybody with Real Audio installed wanna tell me if this still works? Haven't checked any of the music links for a while, and I think Earthlink might'a pulled 'em when I dropped the DSL.
If Giles' theme song is gone, I'm gonna be pissed. . .

Oh, thanks ever so, I really want that tune floating through my head all day...
Elayne, it's just so darned catchy, isn't it?
I can post some of the other versions, if you'd like.
Or if you don't.
Or, actually, you can do so here if you want to. . .