My options so far include:
- Aaron X
- Aaron Von Doom
- Aaron [VASpider's last name]
- Update: Almost forgot, Blank Aaron
- Update 2: Kingsley Shacklebolt, because nobody would fuck with a Kingsley Shacklebolt. Except maybe J.K. Rowling's attorneys. Erm.
- Anastasia Beaverhousen
Ok, that last one is my idea, but it does have a nice ring to it.
So what do you think, sirs?