As Margaret Cho has been known to say when surrounded by gay men.
Accepted my destiny and went out with C.L.I.T. -- Chicago Lesbians Invading Taverns -- on Friday night. Because, you know, who wouldn't want to spend an evening with attractive, intelligent, funny women? And yes, I gave my number to the totally hot butch when she asked for it, but, um, other than that. . . and giving someone else the URL for this site. . . and for Heather's site. . .
You know, there's no good way to finish this story. . .
Nope, no good way to finish that either.
I shut up now.
Without mentioning the Friendster bulletin board announcement I saw earlier about a casting call for an all-woman version of West Side Story.
Shame, really. I think I could do Rita Moreno's part. . .