Why is no one taking all my bait about a certain ex of mine? Do you not know WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT? Because I keep linking to her, and making references to her work, her sexuality, her apartment, and her dog. So I'm probably being too subtle. It's one of my faults.
Listen, folks, this is some profound relationship analysis, in the form of Shakira lyrics, and links to Snopes.com! I'm being fuckin' introspective here! If you can call petty blaming statements and misplaced metaphors "introspective". Which if you're me, you can.
Reply to my entries! Hello! Pay attention to meeeeeeee! Don't you get it yet?
I can't think of any other reason people would be turning away from this train wreck.