"Aaron Hawkins and Anastasia Beaverhousen are stupid characters, a couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Uppity-Negro.com. Fuck them up their stupid asses."
Meh.
I've been getting some constructive criticism lately."Uppity-Negro.com is a terrible, one-note joke that only stoners laugh at. It's fucking clown shoes. If the person writing it were real, I'd beat the shit out of him or her or whatever the fuck it's claiming to be today for being so stupid. I can't believe Hostway would have anything to do with this shit. I, for one, will be boycotting this website. Who's with me?"
And then there were about fifty more posts from people who agree to join Spartacus here's boycott of the site.
I'm gonna kill all these fucks.
Went out with the Ghettofab Jessica and her posse last night. She made the utterly bizarre claims a) that I'm bitter and b) that she's the Mary and I'm the Rhoda.
Where do people get this shit, man?
Was going to offer to make her Raspberry Swirl in exchange for the name, but there were gay men present, and such talk tends to make them physically ill. Especially after downing $1 (or was it 1 penny?) pitchers of whatever domestic swill they were drinking last night.
Realize some people might be offended about being described on this site, but let's face it, what I write is so tangentially related to reality that I might as well be talking about fictional characters. F-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-L C-H-A-R-A-C-T-E-R-S. Am I. . . am I getting through to you at all here?
Before that, spent the better part of the evening at the local Screenz trying, and failing, to get the newly battery-powered laptop to recognize a wireless card and connect to their WIFI network. Maybe telling it, "Bitch, you betta rec'nize" wasn't the best possible approach.
Even tried under Linux -- gent who worked there was a part-time Penguinhead. No Joy Luck Club. On the plus side, they didn't charge me for the more than an hour spent in their company, since I never did manage to actually connect up.
Other PCMCIA cards are recognized without problems; this was the one they offer for rent for those of us without the new technology. Guess I can just try a different one. . .
Also found out from the cute girl working there -- dance major from Columbia -- that Urban Bush Women, the company I been looking for info on, and who I was wondering where they were and why they ain't touring. . . are in residence at Columbia, were last year, and will be this year.
Basically, I been scouring the Internet, and they was right down the street the whole fucking time.
There's probably a moral to this story, but since I was also downing that cheap domestic swill last night, I'm still too fuzzy-headed to figure it out.
Update: You know, they may have a point. I mean, a web site called Uppity-Negro.com? Who in God's name would read something like that?
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Eheh.
Would make that iframe prettier, but probably should do some actual work this morning. . .
Update: Right, almost forgot.
"Uppity-Negro.com and his stupid alter ego Aaron Hawkins only work in small doses, if at all. He doesn't deserve his own website."
Didn't realize it was a question of deserve, but whatevah.
Have I used that enough that it constitutes a dumb-ass catch-phrase?
Cuz this is my United States of Whatevah.
Update 2:
Javascript courtesy of BrowserSpy - Privacy to the ultimate test, and W3Schools JavaScript Browser Detection.
I'm too kind to pull info out of the cookie that stores your name, email and web site address, if you chose do save suchlike when you posted here as some point.
Ok, too lazy. Call it kindness as an act of kindness.
i pledge allegiance to the united states of whatevah.
and what kind of fucking clownshoes has time to sit around and critique other web logs, much less organize "boycotts" of them? wow! junior dicktweeze from hercules california says this blog sux -- i better not read it any more!
somebody needs their diaper changed.
"like your blog is like totally stupid and like my blog totally roolz!" whoa, all of a sudden i'm in sixth grade again! maybe you need net nannie blocks here, bro. cheers..........
i had no idea this was a joke site, but i'm pretty gullible.
keep up the good work!
Dammit, why don't you ever link to the good stuff?
Now I have to google for it.
What I want to know is, how do you boycott a website?
And why aren't there any Uppity Negro cartoons?
The scary part is that I have the exact same result when I visit BrowserSpy including the StumbleUpon plugin. I hope this doesn't resolve into some Identity type thing where when the *real* me goes to sleep some vicious (and unfunny) kid takes the wheel. That result is just too similar -- as in precisely the same...
Argh. I'm an idiot. I didn't realize that was a JS toy. Damn you for making me look like an idiot (again)!
Moo hoo ha ha.
Is that a dumb-ass catch phrase at this point?
And can I at least geek out with you about the coolness of using iframe to insert ssi code in entries? Tried to do it with Redpac last night, and he just looked at me funny. Over ICQ. Didn't realize you could do that. . .
Martin, no cartoon, but Miramax did option the film rights. They'll probably put Ben Afleck and Matt Damon in it. Maybe J-Lo as Anastasia Beaverhousen, I don't know.
Not responsible! Park and lock it!
Sorry this idiot came to you via my blog, Aaron. I kinda do feel responsible even though I'm not (and I'm sure you know that), but I'm afraid I have no intention of delinking you. I like you too much. :)
Elayne, um, like goneaway said (slightly unclearly), that bit in the entry is Javascript that shows your information when you visit.
And thanks. Nice to know there's a few people I haven't manged to piss off recently. . .