Got myself a free poll @ www.Votations.com after seeing one in action at Snarkalicious.
What?
Update: All right, two votes so far, let's see. . .
One for "The Evil."
And one Other/Write-in for. . . "The imprinting on cute redheads in pigtails."
Have I mentioned lately that I hate you all?
Update 12/26: Stalinist revisionism on the Authored On date, so this hovers up at the top until the end of the year.
Deal.
Also, vote!
Update: Further revisionism; put the poll in the sidebar, and put this back on the 23rd. I probably got the time wrong, though.

I voted for "The Veiny" because Veins are unsightly and style is so much more important than substance.
I voted for 'stupid' because it will allow for more purity in your evilness. After all, 'evil will always win, because good is dumb.'
Veins are quite important in certain situations (ahem) so I wouldn't want you to lose your edge in that dept - especially with you being so horny and all. Maybe I should write-in a suggestion as well.
j, speaking of which. . .
Could someone be a perfect dear and vote against The Horny, please?
What, am I more amusing when I'm sexually frustrated?
Don't answer that.