Update: All right, two votes so far, let's see. . .
One for "The Evil."
And one Other/Write-in for. . . "The imprinting on cute redheads in pigtails."
Have I mentioned lately that I hate you all?
Update 12/26: Stalinist revisionism on the Authored On date, so this hovers up at the top until the end of the year.
Update: Further revisionism; put the poll in the sidebar, and put this back on the 23rd. I probably got the time wrong, though.