But don't call me Larry

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Architect: Hello, I've been waiting for you three.

Neo: Who are you?

Justin: Yeah, who are you?

Architect: I am the Architect. But, please, call me Larry.

Sean: Hey, Larry

Justin: Larry.

Architect: I created the Matrix... and several popular video games including Q*Bert and Dig Dug

Justin: Remember that?

Sean: Yeah.

Architect: I didn’t create Frogger, however, I came up with the name "Frogger." Can you believe they were going to call it "Highway Crossing Frog"?

Sean: That is so lame

Architect: I know, it’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard of... “Highway Crossing Frog”...

Yes, I rented Matrix Reloaded, ergo I gave Los Bros. Wachowski even mo' money, just for the MTV Movie Awards spoof.

And, you know, Monica Bellucci. Woot woot!

Concordantly, that's my favorite image in the gallery. You can have your full frontal nudity, give me a cute woman with a goofy smile waving any day.

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Vis-a-vis the gallery, I love Monica Belucci! :-)

[Vis-a-vis added to offending post - The Architect]

I loves me that Monica Belucci. Concordantly, have you seen The Brotherhood of the Wolf?

Karin, informed of a certain lack of entertainment value vis-a-vis the film, I failed to see it.

Do you suggest I was misinformed, ergo have made an oversight and should rectify my error?

That depends on your tolerance for (occasionally silly) spectacle being given preference over plot. Personally, I can take quite a bit of it (especially when it's in French and cast with really hot men and women), ergo I enjoyed it tremendously.

Oh, and I know I'm only enabling the H part of VESH, but I'm basically fairly evil, ergo I can't resist:

One picture
Another
Yet another.
One from Brotherhood
And another.

Wah. I can't get the spoof to load.

Concordantly, damnit.

["Concordantly" added to offending post - The Architect, who grows weary of this game]

Karin, stop enabling. It's Wrong.

Not to say I don't appreciate the pretty, pretty pictures of the pretty, pretty woman, but still.

And I'll give Brotherhood a chance next time I'm in the mood for a shut-your-brain-off movie.

VASpider, what problem are you having with the video? Worked for me (hate that phrase from tech support, hate hate hate) with Media Player 9, but I have an absurd number of codexes installed. . .

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