*discreet cough*

I did ask nicely, I thought.

Gave it another go my own self:

"The Queen of Swords is a very private person, one who keeps to herself. Proud and withdrawn, she nevertheless keeps a sharp watch over her realm and makes her presence felt in subtle but effective ways. She is a somber, stately person who holds her sword pointed downward to signify pacification by force."

I'm not sure this is an improvement.

Particularly given the context in which it came up:

The card at the top left represents how you see yourself. Queen of Swords: Sharp, quick-witted, keen person. Intense perceptions. A subtle person. May signify a widow or woman of sadness. Mourning. Privation. Absence. Loneliness. Separation. One who has savored great happiness but who presently knows the anxiety of misfortune and reversal.

But am I a Professional Widow?