I feel I should point out. . .

. . . that there have been a number of times I've considered shutting this thing down completely.

Concordantly, I also feel compelled to point out that, it is incontrovertible that if the majority of posters here were boys, I would already have done so.

Nothing against boys -- I are one, allegedly, most of the time -- but they tend to be dumb, ergo, eventually everything comes down to comparing the size of their. . . um, yeah, girls are just cooler.

And I'm not just saying that because, at last count, I'd at least made out with three of the ones who currently/formerly posted here.

Only two of whom are lesbians.

And one of them wasn't at the time.

I think.

Mind you, the only one I currently see vis-a-vis (using the face to face meaning for once). . . I think I shut up now.

I think I should have shut up before starting, in fact.

Update: Oh, hell, this is not an invitation to speculate -- publicly or privately -- about who those two people are.

The third, I'm guessing everyone can figure out.

If you must, though, Kris Dresen is most definitely not among the two.

God, I wish. . .

Um, I mean, concordantly, ergo, vis-a-vis, shut the hell up.