I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimpy in my birthday suit?

I loves me some Powerpuff Girls:

"I'm not Aaron. Aaron is not my name. For the name, Aaron, is not the correct name to address me by, because it is not my name. If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo and I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo, and furthermore it is not WE who will rule the world, it is *I*. I being Mojo Jojo, who is not Aaron, shall rule this world alone, which is to say without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world; and when this world is ruled by only one person, not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo.

"Evil laugh!"

Ok, I may have paraphrased a bit. Good to see that link next to Bellona Times in the sidebar still works.