Although I studied French in grammar school, and later took a year at U of I, I can neither read nor speak it worth a shit.
Concordantly, the odds of there being a Talk Like the Merovingian Day at this site are slim. Nevertheless, given the existence of certain systemic anomolies, one should not totally discount the possibility.
I could provide a translation, vis-a-vis the title of this entry, but leave you to your own ends. Ergo, The Fish may be your friend.
Or may not.
Always makes a hash out of what I plug in.