Options for tonight include. . .
- First Night Evanston, where Karma Sutra will be performing from 7:30 to 9, and I am Preston Klik's bitch.
- The HotHouse New Years Eve Celebration "with Japanese blues diva Yoko Noge and her exciting and fun band[, Jazz Me Blues and guests Erwin Helfer and Ari Brown]. Dancing, merrymaking, drinking all night long as we ring in the new year in style. Ticket price includes open bar and buffet courtesy of Sinha catering, party-makers and a midnight champagne toast."
Or I can stay home, watch tv, and wait for terrorists to blow up Dick Clark.
Fools.
Dick Clark does not age.
Dick Clark cannot die.
Dick Clark will be the last thing on this planet when the sun grows cold, or goes nova, or whatever the little yellow ones do, I can never remember.
Comments
i have held for years that DC is in fact an animatronic muppet. who exactly is remote controlling him i have no idea - perhaps the RIAA or something.
Posted by: r@d@r | December 31, 2003 3:49 PM
The little yellow ones turn into big red ones, and then grow cold, if I remember correctly.
No matter. Dick Clark will still be there.
Posted by: Karin | December 31, 2003 3:51 PM
... possibly after having undergone the same process.
Posted by: Sean M | January 1, 2004 2:13 AM