I resisted the incredibly strong temptation to create a new entry announcing Miss Vietnam USA 2004, with the title, "And the Nguyen-er Is. . ."
Because making puns in different languages just puts me on the road to rampant Rumiko Takahashi-ism. And no one wants that.
I have accepted that I'm actually Saotome Ranma, though.
VASpider is just one of my fiancees. You kids can discuss among yourselves who the rest are.
Actually. . .
Macho Chick! Built like a stick! Dumb as a brick! Thighs are too thick! Can't even kick!
Ok, obviously Akane is. . .
MERCY SELF-CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ENGAGED
You're gettin mighty silly these days, dude...
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, love.
By the bye, I need your measurements for the Ao Dai I'm ordering for you.
Hah, silly, I know there's pants under them things, but that there's a dress. You can't fool me.
& I'd hate to waste the time cutting it up & quilting it into a small, decorative wall-hanging to mail to you. Esp since I'm a crappy quilter.
Perhaps VA would wear one better? I'm sure you could get one w/a bow that can be seen from space...
No, he gets the butt-bow.
Not me.
I thought we were making the bridesmaids wear the butt bows. . .
Oh, right.
I shouldn't be allowed to post that late.
Especially not after driving 7 hours on I-95 in holiday traffic.