I resisted the incredibly strong temptation to create a new entry announcing Miss Vietnam USA 2004, with the title, "And the Nguyen-er Is. . ."
Because making puns in different languages just puts me on the road to rampant Rumiko Takahashi-ism. And no one wants that.
I have accepted that I'm actually Saotome Ranma, though.
VASpider is just one of my fiancees. You kids can discuss among yourselves who the rest are.
Actually. . .
Macho Chick! Built like a stick! Dumb as a brick! Thighs are too thick! Can't even kick!
Ok, obviously Akane is. . .
MERCY SELF-CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ENGAGED