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March 31, 2004

Crossposted to my other site with the very long name that screws up the fomatting on the page

That other site is, of course, ChicagoLesbiansInvadingTaverns.com. Long story.

People tell me things.

Join the women of Babes With Blades
On Wednesday, March 31, 2004
From 6:30 to 10:00 pm
For a fundraiser at

THE FOUR MOON TAVERN
1847 W. Roscoe
(773)929-6666

WHAT YOU DO:
pack the tavern!
party with The Babes!
purchase lots of food and drink from the bar from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm! *

* A portion of the proceeds will help the Babes fund upcoming projects.

WHAT WE DO:

  • tempt you with special Babes Drinks!
  • tease you with cryptic Babes Trivia!
  • tantalize you with the chance to win fabulous prizes in an exciting Babes Raffle! *
* No, we're not raffling off Babes. That's a little TOO exciting, even for us. But prizes do include:
A session at the Actors' Gymnasium
Bowling
Ceramics
Le Creuset cookware
Theatre tickets galore
AND MORE!

Me, I'll be having the hummus and trying to look unobtrusive. . .

Update: And I'll be missing "The Majority Report," with actress Janeane Garofalo on Air America. Oy. Do they have a list/schedule of the weekend repeats yet?

Yes, I have post-dated this, so it stays at the top of the page, so there is less chance of me forgetting, for I am flake. Even when I'm not sleep-deprived I'm a flake.

Max & Lily's Journal

Oh. There's a LiveJournal for Max & Lily strips. And either I wasn't aware of this, or managed to forget, because I am a flake.

I like Max & Lily.

Why did the relationship end? It wasn't because she's a RAGING PRE-MENSTRUAL PSYCHOTIC with more baggage than a Samsonite factory. . .

It's funny, because it's true.

As is Lucas and Odessa. So, remember this simple rule: woman cartoonist in Chicago and a strip name with an "and" or ampersand in it, and you're golden.

And yes, I'm streaming The O'Franken Factor, with guest Michael Moore, even as I type.

Oh, and Al Gore just showed up. It's like a bus station, there. . .

We don't get signal

And again, Zero Wing jokes, the last resort of the sleep-deprived.

Hoping that Air America Radio suddenly becomes live and direct at noon (or would it be 11 here?), since at the moment, 950 AM WNTD in Chicago ain't giving me nada. Or perhaps the problem is that I'm in the south 'burbs at my moms' place, rather than in Chicago proper, and their signal ain't making it all the way out here.

Whateva.

Not much you (probably) didn't already know at the NYTimes piece, Liberal Voices Get New Home on Radio Dial, but there's a photo of Janeane Garofalo, so hit the link anyway.

What?

I'd link Atrios' entry on this, but since he got to meet Janeane, I'm going to be pissy and bitter and not. So there.

Update: As Garrity mentions, there is crunchy streamy goodness, on the Air America Radio site linked above, and mirrors/other streams listed in this thread at Pandagon. I feel silly streaming it when I live in one of the few cities that actually has a broadcast, but that's the 21st century for you, I suppose.

March 30, 2004

Entry One Thousand Six Hundred and One

Clearly, I've been doing this wa-a-a-ay too long. . .

Curiously, I may -- and I'm not certain, and will be calling tomorrow for confirmation -- but I may, a few days after getting mentioned in the Trib, have received a veiled threat from a former employer. Or rather, former place I used to temp at.

Pay close attention, everyone.

We may have a legal precedent in the making.

Funny thing is, I'd put the entire unpleasant experience out of my mind. Until they, apparently, decided to fuck with me just one more time.

I suppose the question is, am I willing to risk endangering my future employment prospects just for the fun of fucking right back with them.

I run a web site called Uppity-Negro.com.

You bet your sweet ass I am.

The numbers are off because of the (fairly small, all things considered) number of deleted or drafted-but-never-posted entries. I suppose I should clear those out at some point.

While waiting in the attorney's office, perhaps.

We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn

There is a school of thought, regrettably common among some Americans, that there are two equally valid positions to every argument, and selecting a third position somewhere in the middle makes you a moderate.

This is, quite obviously, complete and utter horseshit.

If I tell you, "The floor upstairs is on fire, we should evacuate the building," and someone else says, "No, I was upstairs a week ago Thursday, and it wasn't on fire," these are not two equally valid positions. The other person is clearly insane. If you throw up your hands and say, "Well, you're telling me two different things, I'm not sure what to think," then you, too, are clearly insane, and I assure you I'll be going through your desk looking for valuables before taking the stairs out of the building.

Clearly, this analogy doesn't hold for every sitch either. In fact, you should be wary of every sentence that uses the modifier "every," including the one you're reading right this instant.

Heh. Never get tired of that gag.

Seriously, when I was banging on in my OCD fashion about rejecting dualism a few months back, that's part of what I meant. Sometimes, there ain't "two equally valid positions," and the trick is knowing when.

My suggestion is, if one of these positions is coming from a right-winger, that's probably the clearly insane one, but that's me. I'm biased.

Perhaps later

Anyway, so. Left work Monday morning at a quarter to 4, got home, couldn't sleep past 7, and went in to turn in my badge and key -- oddly, HR wasn't around when I headed out.

And naturally got dragged into staying from 9 to 6:15 or so, because they still hadn't quite managed to finish the project I'd been working on.

But you know the funny part?

Temp agency I'm working through ends their pay period at midnight on Sunday, so I had to submit the other hours for this week. As this'll add up to fewer than 40, rather than getting time and a half for working from midnight to 3:45 Monday morning, that would be paid at the regular hourly rate.

Yes, that was my reaction, too.

Any road up, was going to try writing something more about the half-formed notion of the misuse of the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis, and how it got tied into the idea that the local Other wasn't really inferior, it's just that their language (or culture generally) was the problem. Thought that Kenneth Branagh's character expressed similar notions in Rabbit-Proof Fence, and ran across this article looking for more info:

In most [Australian] states the “[chief] protector” was able to designate where an Aboriginal person could or couldn't live; could make local regulations governing their conduct; controlled their assets; had the power to decide who Aborigines could or couldn't marry and who could and couldn't work and where. In addition, the Chief Protector was designated the legal guardian of all Aboriginal children and had the power to decide which children would be removed from their parents, where they were sent, as well as being able to authorise their adoption.

Probably the best known of the chief protectors was A.O. Neville, who retained the position in Western Australia for 25 years. Neville was known to the Aboriginal communities as “Mr Devil”. In the eyes of many, he has come to symbolise the callousness of Australia's forced assimilation policies.

Up until the day he died, Neville remained a firm believer in forced assimilation and that it was his and other whites' duty to “save the natives from themselves”.

And that's quite enough for one day, I think.

Well, and adding that the (hate this term) neo-Whorfians, and other researchers like Deborah Tannen and Steven Pinker and the beat goes on, are all aware of the possible misuses of their work -- or oversimplified popular conceptions of their work -- when it comes to creating social policy, something scientists really shouldn't have to worry about. But given some of those possible misuses, suppose it's better if they do.

Oh, and thanks to Maureen Ryan for the kind words over at the Trib.

And that's it, I'm going to. . . finish doing laundry.

March 29, 2004

I Heard You Twice the First Time

Think I've quoted this article from the Boston Globe (Debate opens anew on language and its effect on cognition) before, but a quick search brings up nada. Which is odd, since I remember looking up Lera Boroditsky's work, and she's quoted in the piece, and this bit at the end:

"Since September 11, the English-speaking world is waking up to the fact that other cultures not only speak differently, they think differently," said Susan Bassnett, a specialist on translation at the University of Warwick. "One of the problems of global English is that native English speakers are losing their skills in foreign languages and so are increasingly unable to access those alternative realities."

Well, that's one of the cheat codes for this entire site, right there. . .

. . . meaning the right-wingers will either miss the point entirely, or ignore it completely. Used to find that sort of thing amusing, at least -- mentioning the erotica modeling tends to make them lock up completely, reboot, then continue from the point they were at before as if nothing had happened -- but now it just seems really, really sad.

Any road up, the main point of the article is resurgence of the Whorfian Hypothesis, more or less, if you squint a little:

Boroditsky is one of the researchers presenting her work at the American Association for the Advancement of Science conference at the Hynes Veterans Convention Center this week. Last year, she published a study in which she asked people to answer simple time sequence questions while watching a video screen. When objects on the screen move vertically, the Mandarin speakers are able to answer faster than English speakers - implying that their brains processed time questions differently, and hinting that there could be other differences.

In some ways, this idea is not a new one. It first arose early in the 20th century in the writings of Benjamin Lee Whorf, an engineer who studied the Hopi Indians. The Hopi language does not have past, present, and future tenses, and Whorf theorized that the Hopi had a profoundly different notion of time than English speakers.

His idea - that language determined thought - became known as the "Whorfian hypothesis." At a time when the image of the noble savage held sway, the theory was both beguiling and influential. It took the romantic notion of a national character - that the French, for example, have a particular way of thinking - and extended it to all the planet's disparate tribes.

Arriving before the tools of modern linguistics and anthropology had been developed, the Whorfian hypothesis was used to support theories that ranged from arrogant to outright racist, such as the idea that "primitive" peoples were incapable of thinking about abstract ideas.

But as science progressed, Whorfian thinking crumbled. Anthropologists documented the cultural and verbal sophistication of supposedly primitive tribes. And linguists also came to realize that thoughts are much richer than language, undercutting the very notion that people would need a word to think a thought.

I'd write up something comparing the misuse of Whorf's work with the misuse of Darwin's -- there are still adherents of Social Darwinism out there, you know, which tends to argue against the theory -- but that would require, like, research, and thinking, and stuff.

And despite the fact that it's now 12:20 Monday morning, I'm still at work. . .

Update: Course Description

I realize that "Modes of Assertion" is a rather cryptic title for the course. What we will explore are ways of modulating the force of an assertion. This will engage us in formal semantics and pragmatics, the theory of speech acts and performative utterances, and quite a bit of empirical work on a not-too-well understood complex of data.

"He obviously made a big mistake." "It is obvious that he made a big mistake."

If you're like me you didn't feel much of a difference. But now see what happens when you embed the two sentences:

"We have to fire him, because he obviously made a big mistake."
"We have to fire him, because it is obvious that he made a big mistake."

One of the two examples is unremarkable, the other suggests that the reason he needs to be fired is not that he made a big mistake but the fact that it is obvious that he did.

We will try to understand what is going on here and look at related constructions not just in English but also German (with its famous discourse particles like ja) and Quechua and Tibetan (with their systems of evidentiality-marking, as recently studied in dissertations from Stanford and UCLA).

All the kids are about Quechua these days. It's trendy.

And if you check the link, I corrected an obvious big mistake in the text. . .

Not one of Professor Boroditsky's courses -- she does have several offered at MIT Open Courseware, including (as a co-instructor) one on Language and Thought -- but I thought it looked interesting.

I have some down time at the moment. This is how I spend my down time. Looking up linguistics courses at MIT.

Doesn't. . . doesn't everyone do that?

March 28, 2004

Just so we're clear on this

It's 70-something degrees and gorgeous outside.

I'm not outside.

I'm inside revising a document, and in this case the revision entails removing lots of things I spent the last few days adding.

At one point, I'd turned on the Track Changes feature in Word, and had I been allowed to keep that working, I'd just be right-clicking things and selecting "Reject Changes."

They ain't want to do it that way.

After all, why make less work for the Negro?

So I'm in a very, very, very, very good mood right now.

Listening to Swamp Ophelia on MiniDisc -- an actual, pre-recorded MiniDisc, the only one I own. And got a postcard a few days back from Borders saying they had no idea why the fuck they listed Fiona Apple's second release in that format, and they couldn't get it, and sorry for the inconvenience, ya crackhead.

Ok, maybe not in those words, exactly.

Didn't realize Lisa Germano and Jane Siberry stopped by to play along on Swamp Ophelia. And wish they'd used a larger font for the booklet.

March 27, 2004

Also, they bill themselves as the first Fair Trade Music company on the planet

Ok, Calabash Music is making me very, very happy right now. They also have a de-funked blog, but what's doing the happy-making is the music selections, including bands whose names ring bells for reasons I'm totally unclear on. Sieve-like brain, but not everything slips through. Like Garmarna, f'r instance:

Garmarna's Guds Speleman (God's Musicians) shows an innovative band that's growing ever stronger and more confident. This album highlights the beautiful voice of Emma Hardelin; she's now developed beyond a promising young singer to one of the best.

As with their previous disc Vengence, the band have excavated the dark side of the Swedish tradition to bring forth haunting melodies and lyrics filled with blood, guts, and doomed maidens.

In the Swedish lyrics, a fleeing pregnant woman is slashed to death by a werewolf, and a handsome young man barely escapes the clutches of a horny mountain troll. Just in case these stories are too nice for you, caterpillars devastate a river valley, a girl's lover is pulled from her arms and hacked to death by her seven brothers, and a tax collector is beheaded and sent to Hell.

Shame I don't speak Swedish. . . anyway, they also do that official site thing the kids are all into these days, with multiple versions for a couple different languages. Collect 'em all!

And tell me where the hell I would have heard of them, while you're at it. Could just blame Ecto, I guess. . .

For no particular reason, I'll also mention Najma and Sultana as reasons to drop by the site.

I'm fairly confident I wasn't previously aware of them.

Fairly.

Dance Magic Dance Dance Revolution

If you're just joining us and wondering who the lovely, if racially ambiguous, woman is in the photo in the previous entry, or if you've been here a while, know my taste in music, and hope vainly that maybe this time I've actually found something decent, you can hear samples of, or purchase, music by Sevara Nazarkhan over at Calabash Music. Which seems to be the EMusic/iTunes of the World Music set; 99 cents per song, or 20 songs/downloads for $9.99 with a new membership.

I've suggested in the past that people disgusted with the (lack of) quality of pop music here in the States might, possibly, look elsewhere. Oddly, most of them would rather listen to the same crap and whine about it. Go figure.

Anyone else a member, and have some suggestions on what I should use the rest of my 20 on? Right now, I'm just wandering around (the World [Music]) somewhat aimlessly.

Which actually isn't a bad thing to do.

Update: More on Sevara at Silk Road still a melting pot for Music, an entry at the very much not de-funked world music advocate, Calabash's Typepad hangout. They've been all over the denials of visas for Cuban musicians recently, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Their motto?

imagine a world where everyone sings and dances and celebrates music each day. . .

Which isn't a bad thing either.

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry

What could I do?

Still sleep-deprived, even though I left work at the almost-human hour of 10:30 last night. Am awake enough to realize that the temp walking into a room where he's been asked to (more or less) take dictation, looking at a wee small keyboard on a teeny tiny laptop and saying, with a barely-concealed threat, "Could someone get me a USB keyboard?" -- and then actually getting said keyboard -- is not normal in corporate America. Either the request or having someone fulfill said request. Apparently Warren Ellis/Spider Jerusalem was right. Being a bastard works.

Random notes. This should probably be several entries, but since I get to head back in at 10 this morning. . . and should probably go earlier so there's some chance of getting out at a decent hour this evening. . . whateva.

Update:

Sevara Nazarkhan
Click for a larger version of the image, shamelessly stolen from
-:-:-:-:- Sevara Nazarkhan /official site/-:-:-:-:-

First off, thanks to everyone who contributed on Free For All Friday. Not sure what Sir Tim Berners-Lee thinks of the notion, or of blogging generally, but I think it's a closer approximation of what he was looking for than the typical, one-to-many way many sites are run.

And the more I think about the right-wingers (apparently) destroying the comments section at Chomsky's blog, the less I like them. And I wasn't that thrilled with the fuckers to begin with. Nor am I sure how they justify having done so with their shrill, over-the-top complaints about PC Thought Police and how closed-minded the Left is and all that other shit Michele was venting about in regards to the DU message boards a while ago. I mean, at least they kept their shit in their own place, rather than trolling someone else's en masse. And I repeat my request for examples of similar behavior on the part of leftists. I mean, if anyone has an example of left-wingers swooping in on the new site of a conservative intellectual. . . wait, bad example. Conservative intellectual is something of a contradiction in terms.

What else? Saw a (not terribly flattering) mention on Ecto of Katie Melua, and went looking for sound samples. Came up empty on that, but photos of her caused me to wonder how many other brunette female pop singers there are on the charts these days. Most of the pop tarts that spring to mind are wee blonde things. This is possibly deeply meaningful, but again, sleep deprivation. Also, mounting disgust at the possible deep meanings.

There was a brief bit about Sevara Nazarkhan in Utne's indie culture 2004, but I'm really not sure she counts.

The history of a lone woman singing and accompanying herself on a string instrument is ancient. It is a familiar image in manuscripts and miniature paintings from Iran, Turkey, the Middle East, and China, the countries and regions of the legendary Silk Route. In places that evoke the exotic, like Bukhara and Samarkand – the cities of modern day Uzbekistan – music was advanced and courtly. A female singer and instrumentalist epitomised high culture.

Sevara Nazarkhan, a twenty-five-year-old, Uzbek singer, songwriter and musician, is a direct descendent of this past. Her instrument is the doutar - a fifteenth century, two-stringed, Central Asian lute that is plucked not strummed. When music was the preserve of shepherds and lonely wayfarers, the strings were made from animal intestines. As the Silk Route became better established and the dried fruits and animal skins that Marco Polo carried were traded for gems and Chinese porcelain, the strings were woven from silk. The doutar has a warm, dulcet tone. In Sevara’s hands and voice an ancient tradition breathes.

That's from the bio page of the Real World Records site for her cd Yol Bolsin (Where Are You Going). Worth a look even if you have no interest in her music (although, if you've never heard it, how would you know?); Peter Gabriel and his wacky band of misfits do good web design, they do.

Which reminds me, Ezra over at Pandagon criticized the design of Turning the Tide (possibly tongue-in-cheek, it's hard to convey that sort of thing in text, you know), which (to me) is a bit like refusing to buy one of Chomsky's books because it wasn't designed by Chip Kidd. Or something.

Right, music, politics, book publishing, the 'net. . . think that's superficially touching on enough issues for one morning, yes?

Well, there was an amazingly stupid comment made by Dean Esmay over at Andrea's, based on either a deliberate misreading of my "Oh look, I might get drafted into you moron's war" entry, or on his complete lack of reading skills, I'm not sure which.

Oh, and I'm racist. And offensive. Good thing racist, offensive white people keep reminding me of that, otherwise I'd forget. . .

Again, mirror. And again, they don't cast reflections, so that idea is out.

Update: Something for the Chi residents and refugees. At Dean's -- and you'll have to find the Ahhh, Chicago entry yourself, I fear automatic trackback and getting yelled at for "commenting" at his place -- someone asks, regarding WXRT:

Do they still have the lesbian disk jockey in the plaid flannel shirt who hates guns because one was used to kill "her man" John Lennon?

The joke, or course, is that the previous comment was:

Unbelievable--and Terri Hemmert is still there!

Ok, maybe that's not funny on several levels. . .

March 26, 2004

Badtz Maru!

I concur with r@d@r:
  • His birthday's coming up on April 1st
  • He rolls his eyes at things that go on around him. He does this far more often than I can, or even far more than I'd allow myself.
  • Since I'm starting to 'lock again, my hair will resemble his fairly soon and stay that way for a while.
  • As Lyle Lovett once said, "penguins are so sensitive ... to my needs."
  • His Sanrio page's "xo.html." XO? *swoon*
I'm George Kelly of allaboutgeorge, standing in for Aaron Hawkins at U(p)P(itty-)N(egro) N(ews) N(etwork), and this has been a Free-for-All Friday update. We now return you to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.

From the Indigo Girls mailing list

More dates for the Perfect World Tour!

6/11 Boston / Fleet Pavilion
6/12 Hyannis / Cape Cod Melody Tent
6/13 Gilford, NH / Meadowbrook
6/14 Northampton, MA / Calvin Theatre
6/16 Portland, ME / Merrill Auditorium
6/17 Asbury Park, NJ / Starland Ballroom
6/18 Philadelphia / Mann Center
6/19 Columbia, MD / Merriweather Post Pavilion
6/21 Grand Rapids, MI / Meijer Gardens
6/22 Sterling Heights, MI / Freedom Hill
6/23 Indianapolis / Lawn White River Park
6/24 Cleveland / Tower City Amphitheatre
6/26 Atlanta / Chastain Park
6/27 Atlanta / Chastain Park

Items of possible interest to Michelle Jones in bold. Just because.

And of course, the latest Indigo Girls news can always be found at:
http://www.indigogirls.com/news.html

a FFAF message from ex-lion tamer

badtz maru.

the sad thing is, i didn't even know about sanrio [except, of course, in the form of their all-too-well-known ambassador] until i was offered to select a character for my yahoo! mainpage skin. the only reason i chose badtz maru is because it was the only skin with a black background. but for some reason that long face has grown on me.

[yes, i have a yahoo mail address. i have to keep a spam bucket somewhere, after all. for all those registration required sites.....i can't remember which fake name i've got there now. i used to have so many of those i couldn't remember them all.]

then, not long after this initial chance meeting, i saw a badtz backpack on a [yes, we still have them around here] aging riot grrrl on her way to work downtown. i was suitably impressed, and felt less bad about wearing GBV badges and stuff like that at my age. [i also have this at the drive-in t-shirt i'm too embarrassed to wear since they broke up seemingly immediately on the instance of my writing a review of their album for epinions...truly i am accursed.]

but, i guess what i was getting around to saying, is that i have not worn a t-shirt with a picture of something on the front in many years. is this weird? i guess i'm sort of amish at heart. i actually got one of their mail order catalogs once out of curiosity [yes, they do have a catalog. have at least since the 80's if not longer.] but i would gladly wear a badtz maru t-shirt. this is not out of character for me as i once got a free promo t-shirt at gamecrazy - it was for some japanese video game involving a girl in a go-go outfit who drove race cars. too lazy to google.

as for the current raging clarke & bad joke discussions...and oh, so many more...i refuse to talk about them. i'm all ranted out. i think that the body politic may very well "pus out" the evil splinter that has festered inside it for too long. however, remember that whenever you hear john singing "don't you know it's gonna be allright" in one ear, don't forget to listen to "meet the new boss..." in the other.

thank you for this opportunity to waste your time.

r@d@r URL, or whatever

what kind of magic spell to use


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was here. seriously. that's all I've got. I am so wiped. but my site's open for FFAF too. :)

Random Billy Bragg song

Karin here. Posted one last time this happened, so here's another:

"Waiting For the Great Leap Forwards"

It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline
But on the Che Guevara highway filling up with gasoline
Fidel Castro's brother spies a rich lady who's crying
Over luxury's disappointment
So he walks over and he's trying
To sympathise with her but he thinks that he should warn her
That the Third World is just around the corner

In the Soviet Union a scientist is blinded
By the resumption of nuclear testing and he is reminded
That Dr Robert Oppenheimer's optimism fell
At the first hurdle

In the Cheese Pavilion and the only noise I hear
Is the sound of someone stacking chairs
And mopping up spilt beer
And someone asking questions and basking in the light
Of the fifteen fame filled minutes of the fanzine writer

Mixing Pop and Politics he asks me what the use is
I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where the van is waiting
I'm looking for the Great Leap Forwards

Jumble sales are organised and pamphlets have been posted
Even after closing time there's still parties to be hosted
You can be active with the activists
Or sleep in with the sleepers
While you're waiting for the Great Leap Forwards

One leap forward, two leaps back
Will politics get me the sack?

here comes the future and you can't run from it
If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it

It's a mighty long way down rock 'n roll
From Top of the Pops to drawing the dole

If no one seems to understand
Start your own revolution and cut out the middleman

In a perfect world we'd all sing in tune
But this is reality so give me some room

So join the struggle while you may
The Revolution is just a T-shirt away
Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards

And invoking Ganesha again, I suppose

Wondering how to go about an unpleasant, if necessary, task, without it turning into a. . . a thing. You know, where a bad situation gets worse despite (or possibly, because of) the best efforts of everyone involved.

Well, that was vague and pointless. . .

Left work at 1 this morning. This, after leaving at midnight the night before, and at 11 on Tuesday. I'm not liking this trend. I'm not liking this trend at all.

That, and as I pointed out, I'd been brought in to do data entry, and my responsibilities have gone waaaay beyond that at this point, but I'm still being paid the same amount. Well, time and half for everything beyond 40 hours, which I'm pretty sure I've already hit, and there is not-so-idle talk of working Saturday and Sunday, but still. . . no, not sure what my point is there either.

Torn between getting much-needed work done on the Focus before returning it -- the lease is up a month from tomorrow -- or doing the road trip thang again, seeing as I'm so far below the miles I paid for on the thing that a cross-country trip wouldn't be a drop in the bucket. Or out of the country, but Vancouver is very, very far away, and Texas is in the opposite direction, and even I have my limits. I think. Don't push 'em too often, so it's hard to tell.

Don't suppose anyone has the comments threads from Turning the Tide archived or in cache? Went to try wading through the mess, and apparently the right-wingers succeeded in getting comments turned off and removed. I'm sure they're very proud of themselves, but refuse to check LGF to confirm this.

Strongly reconsidering my previous position that it's possible to still be friends with people you disagree with politically, if this sort of behavior is seen as acceptable on their part.

Babbling. Sleep-deprived, obviously, and the weather here is hopping like water on a hot griddle.

We now return to your previously scheduled, oddly silent, Free For All Friday, already in progress.

March 25, 2004

Hello Kitty!

Since I managed to stumble here via the Free for All Friday page to see if anyone else actually decided to participate... I figured I'd post.

Favorite Sanrio character, eh?

Hello Kitty. I fanatically collect Hello Kitty things. I have 2 polar fleese blankets, 1 set of bed sheets, 4 shirts, 2 pairs of pajama pants, TONS of stationary, a dream pillow, 2 keychains, 2 figurines, 2 tins, 3 puppets, a wallet, a backpack, a purse, and probably a whole lot more. :D

Anyway, I'm Nikkiana, and I'm signing off. Happy Free For All Friday!

As I'll probably be sleeping tomorrow

All day tomorrow, if I forget to set the alarm clock:

Free-For-All FridayFree-For-All Friday (Plus One Day Extended Mix)

http://www.uppity-negro.com/cgi-uppity-negro/mt.cgi

Username: guest
Password: guest

Suggested Topic: Talk about your favorite Sanrio (or otherwise kawaii) character.

Official Uppity-Negro.com Statement on Condoleezza Rice

Very few things rank higher on the hilarity scale than white conservatives accusing anyone, particularly those nebulous "leftists," of sexism and racism.

I'd suggest they look in mirrors, but they don't cast reflections, do they?

Not today

Left work at 12:15 this morning, got home at about 1:30, got to sleep at a little after 3, and left coming back here at about 6:30.

On the train ride, I came very, very close to assaulting a traveling evangelist, and I'm fairly certain everyone on the car would have testified that they didn't see a god damn thing.

So.

Not.

Today.

George alerts me to the probably common knowledge that Noam Chomsky has a blog now. According to Technorati (now out of beta), the fun-loving little hatemongers at Little Green Footballs have linked it already, which may explain the fairly large comment threads. So not wandering into that mess.

And now I'll see if that document I was working on earlier this morning is actually coherent, as it seemed to be when I stopped working on it, or if it had the sort of coherence that evaporates like dew when the sun comes up.

Update: Actually, scanning that thread at LGF makes for interesting reading, from a sociological perspective. Apparently, telling your winged monkeys to troll someone else's comments is standard behavior for right-wingers.

And so far, not a single one has actually raised anything which could be confused with a rational argument against anything Chomsky has ever said or written.

They're. . . well, I knew they weren't very bright, or original, but I'm moving towards the opinion that they aren't even human.

Oh, and John McWhorter contributes to Language Log, if you're interested in what he has to say about anything.

God knows I'm not; even with my limited m4d PERL 5KILL5, I think I could turn out a Black Conservative 'bot/Generator that would churn out about the same level of rhetoric. . .

Which reminds me, I still haven't added Oliver Willis to the links list.

Deliberately.

March 24, 2004

Try to act surprised

By way of Elayne (and I'm testing the Haloscan trackback thingee, so I hope she'll forgive me if this shows up twice. . .), the unfortunately, if predictably, titled Pow! Power to Wonder Women:

Lillian Robinson, principal of Women's Studies at Concordia University's Simone de Beauvoir Institute, has been hanging out at the comic book rack - all in the name of academic research.

Over the years, Robinson has studied sex-trade workers and the impact of globalization on women. In her new book, Wonder Women: Feminisms and Superheroes, which hits bookstores tomorrow, she turns to the influence and mythology behind bosomy comic icons like the Invisible Woman, She-Hulk or Canada's little-known Nelvana of the Northern Lights.

[. . .] Robinson is intrigued to see how comic heroes, plots and attitudes have evolved - and how they haven't. In one recent storyline, Wonder Woman's boyfriend was "a beautiful black man with dreads" who worked for the United Nations in sustainable development. "Of course, he had to die, as a sacrifice to Zeus."

I must have missed the big THIS ISSUE: THE BLACK GUY DIES cover in the shops. Was that before or after Rucka took over? Been thinking about picking up #200, just because. . .

Update: And as long as I'm talking comics -- stopped by the shop and picked up the first volume of Osamu Tezuka's BUDDHA, on Karin's recommendation -- if, like me, you know just enough to be confused about Image's Faction Paradox, and were wondering if they were that Faction Paradox:

While this is its first appearance in comics, the idea has been around since writer Lawrence Miles' 1997 novel Alien Bodies.

The editorial describes that as a "BBC sci-fi novel", and goes on to mention that the Faction also turned up in some other BBC books. The two words which the editorial seems keen to avoid are "D*ct*r" and "Wh*." Years after the show went off the air, the BBC continued to licence and produce a ton of Dr Wh* novels, which from what I gather became increasingly nuts over time. Oddly enough, at least from a comics standpoint, the writers who contributed to those novels seem to have retained their rights in the original characters who they contributed. The result has been several books such as this - Dr Wh* supporting characters spiralling off on their own, unable to mention exactly where they came from because the characters aren't available, but moving on to a bizarre sort of afterlife.

Or, in the case of Faction Paradox, perhaps an entirely new life divorced from its roots in BBC Publishing. This book seems consciously intended to appeal to a wider audience than just the hardcore Dr Wh* faithful - and indeed, as they promise, no knowledge of previous stories is required.

The original X-Axis review doesn't do the pissy thing with the asterisks, that's all me.

I don't want them freaks doing a search and stumbling on my site.

The key bit, of course, is, "Oddly enough, at least from a comics standpoint, the writers who contributed to those novels seem to have retained their rights in the original characters who they contributed[.]" This isn't odd at all in countries with some slightly more. . . do I have to use the term "liberal"?. . . approaches to creators' rights. There's be something here about T*rry N*t**n and the D*l*ks, but I'm more than a bit worried that I can do it from memory without having to look any of it up. . .

To put this in terms the Americans can wrap their brains around, I'm fairly certain Paramount has made, as they say, shitloads of money from the Borg characters in St*r Tr*k, what with appearances on multiple television shows, and the film, and the merchandise.

Talking completely out of my ass, whoever created the characters got paid for the script.

The constant revenue stream derived from the characters?

Yeah. It's like that. See also: Siegel, Jerry and Shuster, Joe, but not Moulton, Charles. At least partially because the latter doesn't exist. . .

If you loved Michelle. . .

. . . and, really, how can you not love Michelle?. . . but if you truly loved her, you would pre-order her this:

Harley Quinn

Which I mention because a quick Google didn't bring up an image of the Harley Quinn DC Classic Animation Maquettes Btas thingee that's arriving in shops today.

And while we're discussing insanity. . .

InstaPundit writes, or rather, as is Glenn's wont, mostly quotes:

READER TOM BROSZ EMAILS:
Anybody notice how many people are, almost simultaneously, berating George Bush for not taking out bin Laden, and berating Sharon for taking out Ahmed Yassin?

Yes, I have.

Good to know, good to know.

Now explain the comparison.

No, really:

In land with little hope, Hamas seen as rare benefactor

From its beginnings in 1987, Hamas has been at the forefront of the campaign of suicide bombings in Israel that has killed hundreds. But among the Palestinians of the Gaza Strip, the group is seen as one that nurtures lives with its food and educational and health-care projects.

Hamas' leaders have advocated a holy war against Israel and promised martyrdom for those who die in the struggle against it. Many Palestinians, though, see the group's Islamic foundations as principled and devout.

Dedicated to the destruction of the Jewish state, Hamas has refused to cooperate with Yasser Arafat's Palestinian Authority and denounced its off-and-on negotiations with Israelis. Yet among many Gazans, Hamas is regarded as a disciplined alternative to Arafat's corruption-tainted group and the best hope for achieving statehood.

"From the start, Hamas has devoted itself to the heart of our suffering," Masri said in the family living area furnished with little more than a plastic mat, a wardrobe and seven cheap foam mattresses. "They are not corrupt. They are true to our people."

I'd try to head off anyone thinking of accusing me of supporting Hamas, or being in favor of suicide bombings, but, again, they're insane. They cannot be reasoned with.

And my point, of course, is that I've not heard of al Qaeda doing any sorts of charitable good works on the side. Even if you do consider these to be part of Hamas' evil campaign to do evil and win hearts and minds to the cause of, um, evil (it's so hard to write like the warbloggers, I actually have a vocabulary. . .), the fact remains that they are doing something other than committing acts of terrorism. Does al Qaeda?

Yes, children, I know what Glenn and Tom were getting at. What I'm doing is challenging the presupposition underlying their question. Think you can possibly restrict yourselves to discussing that?

I always forget. . .

. . . that every blog entry is the first one that someone reads at your site. Meaning I tend to leave out context. Er, which is why there's that non-functional (in some versions of IE, anyway) search button on the index page; it's not so much that I forget, as that I refuse to accept that most people are too lazy to make minimal effort.

And then I get an invasion of tourists/trolls, and am reminded. Waste of time here -- they don't seem capable of independent thought, and refrain from posting in any thread where they don't have a set of talking points to repeat, or a selection from Baby's First Book of Tiresome Right-Wing Insults -- but in case any of 'em are curious about Babes With Blades, and couldn't be arsed to look up when I've mentioned them before:

Babes With Blades was originally conceived to give women in Chicago an opportunity to showcase their training and talent in Stage Combat. Although, across the United States, women are in the majority in Stage Combat classes, their opportunities for work in the field once they receive the training are practically non-existent.

The preconception in both the theatre world, and the minds of the public at large, is that women have never truly wielded weapons, and therefore the dearth of representations of female warriors on stage and screen was excusable and justified. But merely scratching the surface of history reveals a very different picture. Women have been bearing arms, either for personal or patriotic aims, in every culture and every time period on record. In dueling societies, on pirate ships, in jousting competitions, in standing armies, and on every revolution's roster, women have an historic martial presence that is repeatedly denied and ignored.

Babes With Blades is our attempt to revive and revitalize the archetype of the Woman Warrior, the Amazon, and to show the theatrical world the wonderful resource of combat-trained women available to fill that archetype, a resource that remains regrettably untapped.

And I mentioned missing them in Xena Live! (both productions) due to my suckage; that entry was about how they were appearing in Frodo-A-Go-Go, which appearance I also missed due to suckage.

A pattern begins to emerge.

Again, the benefit, to help fund their next production, is next Wednesday at Four Moon Tavern from 6:30 to 10:00. Pretty sure Angel is a repeat, so you have no excuse. Other than not knowing how the hell to get to Roscoe Village, and I'm sure Tara would be glad to give you directions, if you ask politely. . .

Update: Apropos of nothing, one of the 1000 Styles of Rumsfeld appears in a full-colour above the fold photo in today's dead-tree Chicago Tribune.

If you consider the fucking Chicago Tribune to be theliberalmedia, as previously noted, you're insane.

And based on that, and that alone? I think you guys have already lost.

Sometimes, people tell me they're amazed at the amount of. . . well, they don't call it "stupid shit," so let's go with "abuse" that I deal with from the warblogger/right-wing contingent.

I'm not very good at taking compliments even when I feel they're deserved, and really feel that one isn't. Most of the abuse, after all, is off-the-shelf insults that have nothing to do with me, and just reinforce the notion that they're just not that bright.

I mean, yes, ok, I feel much safer now that the "no-one ever said it was imminent, no siree Bob" threat of Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction related program activities has been curtailed, and clearly, any civilian casualties during the invasion or injury or death suffered in the ensuing chaos pale in comparison to the detestable behavior of those demonstrators last Saturday. They trampled an old woman! And some of had anti-Semitic slogans!

Like I said yesterday, I'll just be deleting the stupid shit from now on. If any of them evolve to a point where they actually present a rational argument, as opposed to the faith-based insanity they currently favor, I may revise this.

Not holding my breath.

"Faith-based insanity" is the only way I can describe, for example, the Statement of Fact that Iraq represented a threat to the U.S., and the marching orders handed down to people who knew better that they'd best deliver evidence supporting this Fact.

Even the warbloggers have abandoned the notion that actual Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to be found in Iraq, right? I mean, I'd look, but:

Blacklisted by Big Media? For wanting us to win the war? An appalling thought.

You know, there's that whole insanity thing to deal with. And the hate speech. And the ignorance. And how they come across as pathetic, frightened little shits intent on destroying the Earth.

Other than that, though, I'm sure they're great people to hang out with, and boy, I'd love to see any of the Chicago-based ones turn out for the benefit.

I'm confident the tourists and trolls will be quite bored by then, and will have left

Free-For-All Friday (FFAF) is a unique blogging meme - it isn't about what you post, but what others post for you. You particpate by allowing the general blogging public the ability to post on your blog via a guest account. As the blog owner, you get to set the guidelines - but it IS called Free-For-All for reason. FFAF is a tremendous opportunity to get to know your readers while they get to know you.

Free-For-All Friday takes place on the last Friday of every month. The next one is March 26, 2004.

The participant list includes:

Which does nothing for you if you have JavaScript turned off, but I'm not up to pasting the links into a <noscript> thingee. Just got home from work about a half hour ago, after getting in at 8 this yesterday morning, and between that and dealing with unoriginal troll bullshit from the lovely people following the link from. . . the place I can't post at anymore, and if you don't see some tiny bit of contradiction/hypocricy there, you must be a right-winger. . . right, sleep now.

March 23, 2004

Something about HelloKittyTheBook.com

A link from George leads to Gen Kanai weblog: Hello Kitty, the interview which leads to Hello Kitty - The Remarkable Story. . . but the URL for the last link is HelloKittyTheBook.com, hence the title.

This website provides an introduction into the wonderful world of Kitty based on our research writing Hello Kitty: The Remarkable Story of Sanrio and the Billion Dollar Feline Phenomenon. We’ve included an interview with Hello Kitty’s chief designer, Yuko Yamaguchi, and will add others in the future. There are also links to some hilarious satirical sites.

Hilarity is in the eye of the beholder, of course.

From the Gen Kanai link up there:

  • Sanrio has over 425 characters other than Kitty-chan
  • 22,000 Hello Kitty products are on the market at any time.
  • Hello Kitty has a twin sister, "Minnie" (sp?) who has the bow in her hair on the other side.

And at some point I'll add something about Minnie being the evil mirror-universe Hello Kitty, and about how she'd have a beard if either of them had mouths, but just can't work up the energy now. Sorry.

Somewhere, there are people who have all 425+ characters' names, birth dates and blood types memorized.

I expect the warbloggers would say those people have no lives, but, y'know, pot, kettle, black. And the Sanrio fans might actually be intelligent, and have interesting things to say.

Why yes, I am still bitter about the fucking tourists. Oh, and naming no names? The sneering/scoffing/smirking shit?

Not on my site. I'd ask you to Grow the Fuck Up, but I'm getting tired of repeating that, so next time around we'll just go for the comment deletion and possible IP banning, ok? Thanks, you're a peach.

Want to know more? Try SANRIO Come On, Join Us!, the English section of the Sanrio.co.jp site. Oh sure, you could just go to Sanrio.com, but where's the fun in that?

Update:

Your Overall Fortune... : Troublesome chores, appointments you'd rather not keep... Everyone's got you jumping through hoops this month. Worst part is, it's difficult to say 'no.' Hang in there. Your luck will change for the better towards the end of the month.
Love : The big date is suddenly cancelled. What a disappointment!
Friendship : Look to someone older for help. Don't hesitate! Send out an SOS.
Lucky Stars : 2
Lucky Day : 16,28
Unlucky Day : 11,21


A little advice from...Badtz-Maru

Is there someone you want to be closer to? Your feelings will get across best if you send an e-mail first thing in the morning.
Lucky Item : aroma oil

Well, good to know I have a lucky day coming up, at least. . .

Nothing about HelloKittyTheBook.com

Ok, there should be (and in an earlier version of this entry, was) a banner ad here for Rich Johnston's Holed Up, a comic coming your way soon from Avatar Press. (Yes, I know. . .) Rich writes the Lying In The Gutters column over at Comic Book Resources, but you shouldn't hold that against him. No more than the fact that it's published by Avatar.

Stuck the ad in the continuation instead, because it made the formatting on the main page do the wacky. Which is my fault entirely; I'm the one who asked Michelle to design the thing to work in 800 x 600, since that's the highest rez Ye Olde Laptop is capable of displaying. She's done a very, very nice redesign of her own place, by the bye; go have a look. I'll wait.

Back? Oh good. Been trying to organize some ground rules for posting comments here after this latest tourist invasion. Since they all boil down to, "Don't be an asshole," and having to tell someone that suggests that they're either incapable of recognizing when they are, or don't care if they are. . . there's no point, really.

So I'll probably just be deleting stupid shit on a going-forward basis. Heh, I like saying that. "On a going-forward basis." Like the standard 'net bad behavior the tourists demonstrated so well, corporate-speak mostly consists of predigested phrases rather than anything original or even interesting. So although it's entirely possible a sentence/post which includes "What color is the sky where you're from?" or that includes some overarching statement about "all" or "every," or that follows the script for one of the less pleasant Satir modes to a T might, possibly, contain a unique idea for discussion. . . odds are, no, it's stupid shit, and it's going away as soon as I work up the enthusiasm to delete it.

This applies to both "conservative" and "liberal" posts, of course. But only the intellectually lazy/bankrupt ones which just repeat whatever talking points are making the rounds lately. There's lots of places where people, um, enjoy that sort of thing in the comments threads. This isn't one of them.

Rich Johnston's Holed Up -- Avatar Press

Also been looking at TypeKey, and thinking about a point driven home by the tourists. It's impossible not to notice that in any flame-y discussion, the people without blogs or any other sort of online presence (and often with fake email addresses given) are the worst offenders. Possibly because, since they don't have their own blog/journal/site to tend, they have all the time in the world to troll yours. They're also not very good writers,either, for the same reason.

Which is a way of opening discussion about TypeKey, which I'm pretty sure I'll be running here once the thing is live and direct. Yeah yeah yeah, privacy, anonymity, whatever. My patience with people who whine about that sort of thing, given my name is all over this site, has evaporated completely in the last few weeks.

I might, possibly, be convinced to change my stance on this. But you'd have to be pretty fucking persuasive.

March 22, 2004

story by Robert Engels

Albert snaps his briefcase closed.

TRUMAN
Anything we should be working on?

ALBERT
Practice walking without dragging your knuckles on the
floor.

He moves to leave, but Truman blocks his path.

TRUMAN
Albert, you make fun of everyone and everything and
then act like you deserve an award for it. That's just not
right. Get out of here before I do something I won't
regret. Again.

ALBERT
(smiles)
While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact of the
matter is I'm merely a naysayer and hatchet man in the
fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch
and would gladly take another because I choose to live
my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My
concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge,
aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a
method . . . is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.

Albert leaves. Truman turns to Cooper. A beat.

COOPER
Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.

Well, I, for one, think I made a genuine attempt to talk things over with Andrea, but apparently, I'm always nasty.

My role in her not-so-rich inner fantasy life, I expect.

Michele? Michael? Either of you want to try talking to the woman? I'm not permitted to post comments there anymore.

The one was too much, apparently.

Unless you count the trackbacks, though I've never been fond of the whole interspersing those with comments thing my own self. That's why I'm not linking her again in this entry; there's a couple links to choose from here already, and I imagine she'd manage to interpret MT automagically adding a trackback as me violating her boundaries or somesuch hysterical nonsense.

And, um, could someone possibly mention to her the whole "boy" thing? At first, I though she was joking, but since my opinion of her intelligence has been drifting ever downwards, right now I'm honestly not sure if she is or not.

And yes, I could jump all over that "people like this" line.

I choose not to.

March 21, 2004

I wasn't with it but just that very minute it occurred to me

The suckers still got authority. From Language Log, among other places, It's Usually Nice to be Wanted But...

According to this report, the US Selective Service is drawing up contingency plans for a "targetted draft" of linguists and computer experts. In military usage, "linguist" frequently means someone who knows a foreign language, not someone with expertise on clausal coordination or fear of toes, but in spite of linguists' reputation in some circles for not having a practical knowledge of languages, too many of us would be vulnerable even under this definition.

Wouldn't happen. I'm too old, the only non-Western language I speak is some very rusty Swahili, and there's all sorts of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Do Erotica Shoots Involving Strap-Ons" issues for me to worry my pretty little head for a second about getting a letter from the government.

Again.

And if I'm wrong about this, as I have been about other things. . . well, they can take their commission and shove it up their asses, as I've mentioned to them once or twice before. . . but, unlike the chickenhawk chickenshit warbloggers, I would actually go and serve.

Again.

This is why that use of "we" by Andrea and Lileks and the rest of those fucks has been really, really getting on my nerves lately, by the way. Heard about this a few days ago, and have been. . . not worrying my pretty little head about it.

Discuss.

March 20, 2004

Y'know, it's funny. This situation.

It reminds me of a joke. See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum . . .

And one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight . . . Stretching away to freedom.

Now the first guy, he jumps straight across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see . . . Y'see, he's afraid of falling.

So then the first guy has an idea . . . He says, hey! I have my flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me! B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh- says . . . He says, Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy?

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!

More of The Killing Joke. Thought it was appropriate, given what's going on in the other comment threads right now.

The other option, of course, was:

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This. . . is my BOOM-stick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me. . .

Oh, you've heard this one before, too. . .

Performed by Sleater-Kinney and Fred Schneider