I'm not so bad, once you get to know me.

Smith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me. Right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be? She knows everything. If that's true, why is she here, if she knew I was coming? Why wouldn't she leave? (throws plate of cookies at the wall) Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. but if you did, that means that you baked those cookies and set that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means that you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.

Oracle: What did you do with Sati?

Smith/Sati: Cookies need love, like everything does.

Oracle: You are a bastard.

Smith: You would know, Mom.

Oracle: Do what you're here to do.

Smith: Yes, Ma'am.

Doesn't work at all as text, I'm afraid. From Matrix Revolutions, coming soon to home video. But you should have seen it in IMAX when/if you had the opportunity.

As mentioned in a comment, it's Talk Like Agent Smith Day. Don't think I'll be doing the editing comments thang like on Talk Like the Architect Day. Unless, you know, I get bored.