Number One in a series:
Crazy White Person: I hope that, one day, you'll get over your anger and move on with your life.
Negro: I hope that one day, you'll see a decent proctologist who can remove whatever's shoved up your ass. Or, if you prefer, I can do exploratory surgery now, with my foot.
Or this falls under the category of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. I'm not sure which.