Well, I was going to call George, Jason and I the Negro League, but a) Dwayne would probably seek legal action on behalf of
AOL Time-Warner (congrats on the Emmy nominations, by the way, and perhaps by August I'll have cable and can actually watch Justice League Unlimited. Mmmm, Barda. . .) and b) that would imply a level of mad beisbol skillz which I, for one, do not enjoy. 'tis one of the reasons I can't abide by softball dykes; they make me feel inadequate. Plus, mullets. Brrrr.
Is there anyone out there I haven't offended?
Right, I'll try harder.
Despite signing up for the blackblogz ring, I have to admit I don't spend much time at, um, black blogz. A defect I intend to rectify immediately. Not by hitting the random button for the ring, no, that would be too simple. I'm going to have a look at some of the conservative/libertarian blogz run by blackz, to see how the other half lives.
And because, you know, comedy gold.
We start our tour with Ramblings' Journal, because I just know that anyone who describes their thoughts as "politically incorrect" is good for a giggle. He does not disappoint. Well, he does, obviously, but in a good way: Conservative Blacks Ignored During Black History Month:
. . .
Well, fuck. It's mostly a quote; the only original bits are
A wise observation from Jan Ireland over at ChronWatch
Too bad it has to be said in the first place.
Must be from the InstaPundit school of blogging. There's a reason no one invites you lot to do readings, you know.
Well, this sucks. What else, what else. . . more with the mazel tov to Dwayne, can't make fun of him over that, seeing as he beat me to it, because I suck. . . and yes, all Negroes use Yiddish slang, bubbeleh. . . ah, here we go: Sometimes, you have to draw the line:
I can't condone what happened at the basketball game in question. But the polite term I'd use for someone who foams at the mouth like Acidman did here is "knuckle-dragging mouth-breather."
There is a distinct difference between being conservative, being pissed off, and being a complete race-baiting asshole. That guy obviously falls in the latter category.
Hat tip to Article Online (and thanks for the link!)...
Links to Acidman deleted on general principles; the fuck is wrong with you people?
And who started that "hat tip" shit? English, damn it, I want my son to grow up speaking English. Bad enough his name is Hector. . .
Huh. That quote isn't there. Go figure. And, um, English and Yiddish, I mean. Yes, that will do. . .
And anyone out there wanna explain these "distinct difference[s] (sic) between being conservative, being pissed off, and being a complete race-baiting asshole"? Because I gotta admit, seems more like that Zadeh fuzzy sets stuff, and arbitrarily assigning somethin'-somethin' to one category ain't nearly so straightforward.
Amazing. Only one down, and I'm already bored.
Ok, let's try La Shawn Barber's Corner:
Ann Coulter does it again! She discusses the liberals' reaction to "The Passion..."
Ok, again, link deleted, because, again, the fu--
Right, Christian. Shouldn't use that sort of language. Direct/permalink to her entry here. And since ah hates linking the word "here," this should serve as an indication of how tired I am of this already. Sorry. Thought I'd manage to get more out of this.
Maybe if I had better material to work with. . .
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Scrolled a bit further down La Shawn's page, and came across (and ah hates linking "this" too, by the bye) this:
Kudos to Mike S. Adams for his running commentary on rampant liberalism in public universities. This time he targets UNC-Greensboro, or UNC-Gomorrah." Warning: You may feel a bit nauseated after reading the column.
An excerpt:While talking to the officers, I learned that UNCG is presenting its annual Gay Pride Week in March. Among the many highlights of this special week are a "drag queen day" and a "gay prom." The university directly funds some of these events. Others are funded by private sources after employees paid by the university have initiated them using various university resources. None are completely free from taxpayer expense.
In response, the CRs [College Republicans] recently tried to organize a Morals Week to coincide with Gay Pride Week. When they tried to get equal funding and support, the university turned them down saying that they wouldn't fund anything having to do with "morals."
Links deleted again, along with a font colour change. Go see the original, if you're that fucking interested.
And yes, I've changed me mind about watching the language around the Christian.
Not all I've changed me mind about, either, because yes, "a bit nauseated" is an accurate description of my current state.
Particularly after reading Front Lines Of The Culture War, which I'm not even fucking bothering to quote.
You want to explain yourself?
Right fucking now?