From Frage zu Smooth Criminal vom Wu-Tang Clan:
Hallo!Ich bin eben über ein Lied namens Smooth Criminal von Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep & Michael Jackson gestoßen!
Ich wollte mal wissen, ob das offiziel ist, oder ob das irgendjemand selbst zusammen gebastelt hat!
Ich hab schon bei google gesucht, aber nirgends auskunft bekommen! Vielleicht kann mir ja einer von euch helfen!
auf jeden fall hört es sich richtig gut an und es passt auch gut(die raps zum beat)!
Yes, I could use the Fish, but where's the fun in that?
Anyone out there hablas alemán?

Calling on the remnants of five years of German...
I am pushed over a song called "Smooth Criminal" by Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, and Michael Jackson.
(Not an idiom I know, so I'm going to assume it means, "I'm blown away by" or something like that._
"I want to know if it's official, or if someone has put it together by themselves."
"I've searched for it on Google, but I can't find anything. Perhaps you all can help."
"Anyway, it sounds good and fits well too (the rapping to the beat."
Anyone more fluent than me should correct.
(Teh typing is teh suX0r5. Sorry about that. Too much coffee.)
Karin, there's no such thing as Too Much Coffee, Man. Um, ma'am.
Thanks for the translation. Oddly, I ended up asking about that because I couldn't find much else searching Google for info on the song. . .
Sorry, ik ken uberhaupt maar 1 woord Duits.
(If you don't know Dutch either, this is fucking hilarious, okay?)
I had this version in iTunes before I purged all... "bad" downloads. Didn't quite mesh for me.