Because I really, really shouldn't be dropping the cash on a PlayStation®2 Limited Edition Console, no matter how pretty it is.
There are a few other color choices in the link. Unsurprisingly, the Metallic Silver is unavailable, probably meaning the unimaginative Americans all went for that one. Or they thought the other colors looked "fruity" (God, I fucking hate that expression), and desperately concerned someone would question their tentative hold on unrealistic expectations of masculinity in this pathetic fucking excuse for a society, they. . .
Damn. Good mood ruined looking at videogame systems. Maybe I do think too much. . .