Ok, I was a bit surprised at the reaction to this the first time I posted it, back in late November of last year. Maybe I shouldn't have been; not everyone has seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, after all, and even those who did, might not remember the scene I ripped this off from. That, and there had been more than the usual amount of genuine bullshit tossed at me around that time, as opposed to the made-up kind.
This was really my way of telling the folks doing it, "Grow the fuck up."
Me motto for the year, that is. Well, one of them. The other is, "Put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead." Although that's usually expressed as not allowing anonymous comments or FFAF entries.
Yes, I should get some sleep. . .
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"Uppity-Negro.com is the worst web site I ever read. Aaron Hawkins and Anastasia Beaverhousen are stupid characters, a couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Uppity-Negro.com. Fuck them up their stupid asses."
Meh.I've been getting some constructive criticism lately.
"Uppity-Negro.com is a terrible, one-note joke that only stoners laugh at. It's fucking clown shoes. If the person writing it were real, I'd beat the shit out of him or her or whatever the fuck it's claiming to be today for being so stupid. I can't believe Hostway would have anything to do with this shit. I, for one, will be boycotting this website. Who's with me?"
And then there were about fifty more posts from people who agree to join Spartacus here's boycott of the site.
I'm gonna kill all these fucks.
But, you know, they may have a point. I mean, a web site called Uppity-Negro.com? Who in God's name would read something like that?
|IE real version|
Update: Right, almost forgot.
"Uppity-Negro.com and his stupid alter ego Aaron Hawkins only work in small doses, if at all. He doesn't deserve his own website."
Didn't realize it was a question of deserve, but whatevah.
Have I used that enough that it constitutes a dumb-ass catch-phrase?
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Another of my half-formed notions about how I'm possibly setting myself up for more anonymous attacks from random strangers by writing about personal stuff. But, the personal is political, even if it really shouldn't be.
Not terribly interested in debating religion (Update: But Michele is, because she's just that much cooler than I am), figure the sort of body type you're attracted to is hard-wired into you as much as what gender you're attracted to (say, "Ex-gay" to me, I dare you, I double-dog dare you), and The Clitourist is only of interest if you want to bring your female partners to orgasm, so. . .
Yep. Sleep would probably be a good idea right about now.