Ok, I was a bit surprised at the reaction to this the first time I posted it, back in late November of last year. Maybe I shouldn't have been; not everyone has seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, after all, and even those who did, might not remember the scene I ripped this off from. That, and there had been more than the usual amount of genuine bullshit tossed at me around that time, as opposed to the made-up kind.
This was really my way of telling the folks doing it, "Grow the fuck up."
Me motto for the year, that is. Well, one of them. The other is, "Put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead." Although that's usually expressed as not allowing anonymous comments or FFAF entries.
Yes, I should get some sleep. . .
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"Uppity-Negro.com is the worst web site I ever read. Aaron Hawkins and Anastasia Beaverhousen are stupid characters, a couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Uppity-Negro.com. Fuck them up their stupid asses."
Meh.
I've been getting some constructive criticism lately."Uppity-Negro.com is a terrible, one-note joke that only stoners laugh at. It's fucking clown shoes. If the person writing it were real, I'd beat the shit out of him or her or whatever the fuck it's claiming to be today for being so stupid. I can't believe Hostway would have anything to do with this shit. I, for one, will be boycotting this website. Who's with me?"
And then there were about fifty more posts from people who agree to join Spartacus here's boycott of the site.
I'm gonna kill all these fucks.
But, you know, they may have a point. I mean, a web site called Uppity-Negro.com? Who in God's name would read something like that?
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Eheh.
Update: Right, almost forgot.
"Uppity-Negro.com and his stupid alter ego Aaron Hawkins only work in small doses, if at all. He doesn't deserve his own website."
Didn't realize it was a question of deserve, but whatevah.
Have I used that enough that it constitutes a dumb-ass catch-phrase?
Cuz this is my United States of Whatevah.
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Another of my half-formed notions about how I'm possibly setting myself up for more anonymous attacks from random strangers by writing about personal stuff. But, the personal is political, even if it really shouldn't be.
Not terribly interested in debating religion (Update: But Michele is, because she's just that much cooler than I am), figure the sort of body type you're attracted to is hard-wired into you as much as what gender you're attracted to (say, "Ex-gay" to me, I dare you, I double-dog dare you), and The Clitourist is only of interest if you want to bring your female partners to orgasm, so. . .
Yep. Sleep would probably be a good idea right about now.
No, not cooler. I'm just a glutton for punishment.
Man, that United States of Whatevah jam is going to be me in my head for a while now... did I ever mention it may be the finest piece of music written in the last decade?
well, until that Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros disc came out... but still.
stay black.
I'm sorry that you are getting asshole hits from my page. :( That was my IP you listed, though, and I am definitely not the person that thinks your site sucks.
Oh God I am stupid. Please disregard.
Miller, no worries, that's a bit of JavaScript on the page, making it look (for you) like the visitors were coming from your place.
Confused people the last time I did it, too. I really should edit the entry to make that clear.
Sorry for the confusion.
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Hardly, hon. Or at least you're in good company, including goneaway from Team Murder and Elayne Riggs, if I remember right. . .
uppity-shinob, the Sifl & Olly DVDs will be mine one day. Oh yes.
michele, think religion is right up there with politics as a topic some folks can't disagree about without getting disagreeable.
Then again, there are some people out there who don't accept that Sylvester McCoy was the best Doctor. Can you believe it?
The truly sad and pathetic part is that I almost fell for that twice. Sigh. In theory I'm supposed to know about these things :p
Yes, now I get it.
I am officially not cool enough for this blog though --I Do Not Get half of what you're saying...
Martin, I'm pretty sure I have the least impressive CV of anyone posting here, so. . . ok, I have a point there, somewhere.
Requests for clarification are always a Good Thing. Might help me be less obscure in future. Probably won't, but might.
goneaway, think it's that no one ever uses dynamic content in blog entries like that. It's supposed to be the web equivalent of the bit in Jay and Silent Bob Strke Back where the actors look into the camera/at the audience, but I guess breaking the 4th wall isn't a concept that carries over well to. . .
Yep, coffee seems like a real good idea right about now.