Should I have mentioned the hot, buff women in tank tops?
Perhaps that would have increased attendance at the Babes With Blades benefit last night.
Think they did well. Got like eight bucks out of me for raffle tickets alone, plus some temporary tattooos (I pluralized that badly, I know, but it's early, and I have a slight hangover [but they got a cut of the drink sales too, so it's all good {but Four Moon really should get in some Red Bull; deprived of my normal Vodka Red Bull, I was forced, forced I tell you, to settle for a whiskey sour}]) and a fetching black t-shirt with the company's logo and slogan. After all, one can never be too rich, too thin or have too many black t-shirts.
I won nothing in the raffle, by the bye, showing it was fair, since I know a member or two and. . . hang on, most of the winners were members of the company. Never mind.
They won most of the silent auctions too, in fact. They'll probably be scheduling a benefit to pay for the money they spent buying things at this benefit.
If so, again, hot, buff women in tank tops.