Evil super-genius Cobb issues a summons to the greatest Black conservative minds blogtopia (y!sctp!) has to offer!
Some other mother fuckers I ain't never heard of!
Together, they form the greatest threat to keeping a straight face since Team Rocket blasted off for the very first time.
Yes, I feel sorry for Cobb, too.
Hard to scrape the bottom of the barrel when the barrel is so damned shallow to begin with. . .
Anyway, I'm rather looking forward to the wacky hijinks of their comic misadventures.
Seen at Giles' library and over at Prometheus 6, who do a much better job of taking this seriously than I do.
Not that this is saying much.
I would pay good money if they end each and every post with an emphatic, "Team Rocket's blasting off again!"
Or at least start them with:
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devestation!
To unite all peoples within our nation !
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth! That's right!
I'm just not sure which one is Meowth, the annoying talking animal sidekick.
They're all pretty fucking annoying.
For that matter, I'm not sure which one is Jessie. I wouldn't want to see any of 'em in a miniskirt.
Especially La Shawn.
I believe the colloquial expression is, "Tore up from the floor up."
aHahahahaha. Sometimes, you kill me.
Everyday I hope to find something in the blogs I read that will cause me to laugh. Today this post is it.
"Tore up from the floor up"
Negro, you crazy!
Team....Rocket....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That would be foul if it weren't so appropriate.