From the very, very end of Topeka's 'Biggest' Day: Bush, Kerry and Brown Ruling:
Bush is scheduled to be joined onstage by a member of the pop group Destiny's Child. School Principal Gies said he wasn't sure which high-powered personality would thrill grade-schoolers the most."It's not every day a student gets to see a sitting U.S. president," he said. "But truthfully, they'll probably be more excited to see the singer from Destiny's Child."
So many possible jokes. So very, very many.

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