In an attempt to placate Michelle, improve my mood, and because it seems like a very, very silly thing to do, we shall now rewrite lines from Prisoner of Azkaban, replacing a noun with "pants."
A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their pants.
Just be glad I didn't get on Susan's nerves -- other than by forgetting to wish her a happy birthday, because I suck -- or we'd be doing this with Dhalgren.
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's pants."
"Your pants [are] pulsing my dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are."
Now repeat after me - without pants please - repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Better late than never, cupcake!