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Right, headed to Gurlesque Burlesque tonight with some babe. I may be attempting to pass myself off as a girl trying unconvincingly to look like a boy, rather than a boy trying unconvincingly to look like a boy, as is in fact the case.

I'll explain later.

Or not.

First burlesque show I'll have ever seen, and I'm looking forward to it. If I end up not writing about it afterwards, or explaining the non-drag, well, ain't like there's been much in the way of updates around here lately.

This has spared you a great deal of self-indulgent public navel-gazing.

You're welcome.

Speaking of updates. . . Wendy will be there (Hi Wendy!), and veg went last night, and says Good Things about the show in Jen's comments. And advises arriving early taking your own sweet time getting there. Yes, that will do. . .

Also, two things: "Use Your Hands," and "fake money."

I'll explain later.

Or not.