- Once More, With Feeling
- Lea Hernandez
- And tomorrow starts another ten years since you've been gone
- Hello, everyone!
- Test Entry
- "I'm in a little bit of a squeeze, brother; can you give me a hand?"
- Thank You - The Family Of Aaron Hawkins
- Who was Aaron Hawkins? Find out here - Founder's Page as blog entry.
- We don't die, we multiply!
- "We do not allow white people to work on the show."
- Uppity-Negro.com is now TypeKey-Enabled!
- Dear Vicente Fox,
- Catching Up... WAY Up!
- Aaron's 35th Birthday Jan. 12 2005
- And Comments Are Cool Again...
- Remembering Aaron, Jan. 16, 6:30 pm
- One Step Closer -- The Blogroll!
- Uppity-Negro's Slow Return
- Technical Difficulties
- To Keep You Calm, Keep You Safe, Away from Harm
- Message from Jessie, Aaron's Mother
- This is the Hardest Thing I've Ever Had to Write
- From Val, Sister of Aaron - The Hiatus Continues
- I'm a diplomat. I failed flight school.
- Strange Little Girls
- Meanwhile, in South (sic) Illinois
- I dunno, I kind'a liked Captain Confederacy. . .
- I believe it would be an invaluable learning experience
- Yo no se
- That little folksinger
- Jury of One
- Yano and the "Personal Massager"
- And that's why I'm perpetually under/unemployed
- Yes, there's a brief advertisement
- Turn Your Radio On
- That cultural milestone thing
- Nod Ya Head
- Not so much hovering above the fray. . .
- None for me, thanks, I'm recuperating
- "Uninvited"
- An incendiary firebrand, at that
- I had big plans for those pasties. . .
- Actually, my hair is longer. And red on the ends.
- Letting the femme look work to my advantage
- Week late on one, on time for the second
- Target Audience: Families, Conservatives
- Is that really what my pants look like from the back?
- Michelle, you maybe wanna skip this one
- See, this is why I don't take those things. . .
- Think I've quoted this before
- See, here's the thing
- I solemnly swear that the exits are located in the back of the theater
- That unspoken assumption thing
- Meanwhile, in the actual content-producing sector
- A better question is, has this species been seen in the wild? Anywhere? Ever?
- And I was wrong. Again.
- Gradual
- Some time before midnight in the garden of 2457 N. Fairfield
- Medill. Typical.
- And though it's been said, many times, many ways
- I did pass on buying Gothic Beauty at Chicago Comics on Saturday
- "a small group of nutters in the mid-West"
- Hit the link and keep reading, I'm confident something he says will piss you off
- I say it's a legitimate business expense
- Fandom
- Contraception = Abortion, no difference between consensual sex and rape
- Sex, Language, and Power
- A request
- Shorter Frederick Douglass
- Preserving a moment
- On the usage of images as mnemotics
- Next one, promise
- John said to John, I think we make a left at the light
- And in case you forgot. . .
- Really, the weather isn't that bad yet
- Just as a matter of interest. . .
- A site doesn't get updated by a make-believe blogger. . .
- The Urban Hipster in its native habitat
- Just be thankful I didn't change the color scheme
- I'm sure it was a lovely show
- Jon Explains It All
- Causality, there is no escape from it, we are forever slaves.
- Hello, Rachel
- No, my brother, you must get your own
- Plus, no 'net access during the day
- The guy who draws "Zippy" went there, too
- Stop me, won't you, if you've heard this one before
- That Sample Chapter Thing
- Martyrs'
- "I'd like to keep doing it as long as it's fun and it means something to people."
- I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
- I roller skated to your door at daylight
- Still no Google graphic for the day, I expect
- Since I refuse to either hotlink or violate copyright (for once). . .
- Some people say I done all right for a girl
- For somebody who don't drive, I been all around the world
- This is your blog on drugs
- To wound the autumnal weblog
- And remind me to remove that ˇJournalista! link
- The Past Didn't Go Anywhere
- Alas
- Roger Ebert and Zombie Gene Siskel at the Movies
- I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself.
- Chicago? They made it jus lyke Compton.
- Cup of Kindness
- Two to Go
- And the one time I do get invited to a Cool Kids Party, I decline
- Designated mouring period over? Good.
- West Wing staffers call Bush and Ashcroft “the Blues Brothers” because “they’re on a mission from God.”
- Mother fucker, who you callin'. . .
- Or we somehow killed him by mentioning him Friday night
- But I tried, and that's the important thing
- Yet another random entry of randomness
- Where are all the male bloggers?
- Let Armenia B[ook]E[xpo] America Again
- Brits paying $5.79 a gallon
- However, you would have to share it with The Gay
- Mind you, I've mispronounced her name myself from time to time
- Luckily, I don't live in New Jersey
- My face is red; I stand corrected
- Season
finale premiere tonight!
- By The Time I Get To Arizona (Whipped Cream Mix)
- It Takes Licensing Fees of Millions to Hold Us Back
- The answers to "why they hate us"
- I'm sure I could convert pence per litre to dollars per gallon
- Of interest chiefly to Shampoo-Banana refugees
- They mostly get it wrong, but oh well
- Like Motor Voter, only with comics
- You're Welcome
- Red usually means caution, or beef if it's a bouillon cube.
- Self-interviewing for fun and profit and Hammer and Tongs
- O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I
- And thank you, hrie@yahoo.com, for teaching me a valuable lesson
- May 30th at the Iron Horse
- "Some products require assembly."
- (checks calendar)
- When there's trouble you know who to call
- A test (redux)
- Or, hell, Emacs/W3
- Is TranceJen of the Redwoods gone?
- Knew that reminded me of something that's acutally useful
- Crossposted to. . . you know
- On the other hand, Monica Bellucci
- Graphic in the extended entry
- They'll be alphabetical later
- "And now, you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin with the success of your Oscillation Overthruster."
- "I couldn't wait to get to tear their shit up old skool."
- So drink your Powerade. . . We have quotas to meet
- Template for Offensive Shit v 0.01
- Ok, quick question
- Well, duh
Tragically Classically Hip Black- The devil bowed his head, 'cause he knew that he'd been beat
- "sexy little girl princess" is on Geek the Girl, by the way
- So here's one little question that I'd like to ask
- People are sad if they're interested in such a low level sex scandal
- I don't know much about praying
- Just Imagine Stan Lee and Milestone Media, Inc. Creating the Inferior Five
- If you don't know who the Big Three are, you're probably. . . screw it
- Dru Confessions
- But no Alan Rickman
- I'll reimburse you, honest
- 100 or so comment spam messages later. . .
- Policy statements
- This can probably be disregarded in this instance
- Or perhaps Donald Rumsfeld
- Activist judges, legislating from the bench
- Again, take class into consideration
- "Chief Chad Smith"?
- Also: Short-term expediency always fails in the long-term.
- A suggestion:
- I see what time it is
- One moment of perfect pissiness
- Smile.
- The Girl in Question
- I'm going to my spam comment assassin
- Don't send e-mail on your cell phones or read comic books in Parliament while in session
- No, it wasn't
- Trade-off, really
- Grudges
- A Message From Emily!
- Hobgoblins of little minds
- True, the President can't pronounce 'nuclear' properly, but that's beside the point
- While we're waiting for that BitTorrent download to finish
- Note to self: Pay more attention
- I'd put this stuff in the sidebar, but it's too cluttered as it is
- An obsessive focus on marginal pop culture to avoid dealing with current geopolitical events
- No, not Gamera
- RZA, GZA, Joie Lee. . . and Iggy Pop
- He's back. She's still dead.
- Advent Children / Dear Friends
- Meanwhile, in fuckin' Glasgow, Edinburgh and godsforsaken Manchester
- "So if someone in your comments says that all white people are bad, we should assume that is your view as well?"
- Not much Biko on the web
- Nope
- I believe in one War
- The Well-Tempered Clavier, Prelude No.2 in C Minor
- Make money fast! Buy the leftover prisoner hoods from Iraq, paint them white. . .
- But not despair
- More details
- Just Cynicism
- They used to be classy. They used to show 'Son of Svengoolie'.
- No, not Colored People Time
- So you may as well keep your black ass home election day
- May 17th
- Second Verse
- Hello, my name is Scott McNealy, and I pronounce Solaris. . .
- The news at 1100ish GMT, read by Aaron Hawkins
- My goodness! Tears won't get you anything
- The Pixies, Ghost in the Shell, Connect
- Thank Christ, I thought it was just me
- Satire insists it isn't dead, it's just having a lie-down
- Welcome to Paradise, Boys and Girls
- I do play requests sometimes
- I observe Greek Orthodox Cinco de Mayo, which is the 17th
- Faerieworlds Festival 2004
- No, it doesn't mean someone from Manchester
- My Dis-United Blogs of Whatevah
- For Dru
- How dare you sir, that's my child-woman you're speaking of!
- Good/Evil : Real/Virtual
- Open Thread Zero-One
- Feminism, middle class het white bias, blah de blah
- Interesting
- I'm loving it - to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin.
- Musical Sneak Preview: BETTY RULES
- They
- Law and Loyalty
- Hello everyone in Uppity land ;)
- Harmony. ::nods:: Yeah.
- "adult movie performer"
- Ode to Shine
- No, Mister Bond, I expect you to post
- Happy FFAF!
- Plus, tea ceremony!
- What Google Sees In Me!
- Tomorrow You Learn How to Post
- Script by
Harlan Ellison Cordwainer Bird
- Again, not a literary blog
- Marketing Mental Disorder for Fun and Profit
- "When you show, you go”
- Willow's a Demon?
- I tend to forget these things
- Old Media at New City Chicago
- The Lesbian in Front of the Classroom: Writings by Lesbian Teachers
- Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
- The Checkbook and the Cruise Missile
- Baby got pain on tap
- Whose cuisine will reign supreme?
- Just passing the time
- Disembodied Feet
- Oh look. Evil Republicans.
- Christ Jaysis
- Prana
- Right, let me try that "See with eyes unclouded by hate" thing again
- So come on, now let's try it, I love you, can't deny it
- They're evil, by the way
- Suppose I could import it
- Again I say, my name's Bennett. . .
- Because when you think Tapiola, Espoo, Finland, you think jazz
- Or I'm just trying to get into her Snoopy knickers
- I heard that you were drunk and mean down at the Dairy Queen
- A drink would be nice
- Unworthy of AQ
- The Godzilla/Harlem Globetrotters Adventure Hour
- Don't Let It Happen Again
- Glib, one-word response
- Congratulations. I'm sorry.
- The home of "The Secret Life of Desmond Pfeiffer,"
- It's just me, isn't it?
- On the impact of RL events on online behavior
- Ceci n'est pas l'esprit de l'escalier
- Ok, done
- On the pointlessness of deliberate misreadings as a debating tactic
- You can never have too many housekeeping entries
- Chapter One: "Fine Day for a Flaying," or "The Brutal Massacre of All I Held Dear."
- Oh look, something cool that I missed, because I *suck*
- Feel This Book
- Thirty-seven dollars Canadian
- Your strange coincidence of the day
- Conference to Examine Fiction by Black Authors
- And that was the bestest Easter Pageant ever!
- Angry Black Guy Stuff
- Some brief notes of an explanatory nature
- Flashback Friday: May We Bang You?
- Answering my own question
- I'm an idiot
- Ah.
- Two Days Notice
- One Week Notice
- Book Giveaway
- She isn't, she wasn't, she ain't ever gonna be
- Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age
- I rather enjoy being proven wrong
- Another Damn Housekeeping Entry
- Okay, I own two now
- I can't even *spell* BDSM
- Nothing you didn't already know
- Was it a boy demon?
- Perhaps this will encourage The Ghettofabulous Jessica to actually post a comment
- Should I have mentioned the hot, buff women in tank tops?
- Crossposted to my other site with the very long name that screws up the fomatting on the page
- Max & Lily's Journal
- We don't get signal
- Entry One Thousand Six Hundred and One
- We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn
- Perhaps later
- I Heard You Twice the First Time
- Just so we're clear on this
- Also, they bill themselves as the first Fair Trade Music company on the planet
- Dance Magic Dance Dance Revolution
- I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
- Badtz Maru!
- From the Indigo Girls mailing list
- a FFAF message from ex-lion tamer
- what kind of magic spell to use
- Random Billy Bragg song
- And invoking Ganesha again, I suppose
- Hello Kitty!
- As I'll probably be sleeping tomorrow
- Official Uppity-Negro.com Statement on Condoleezza Rice
- Not today
- Try to act surprised
- If you loved Michelle. . .
- And while we're discussing insanity. . .
- I always forget. . .
- I'm confident the tourists and trolls will be quite bored by then, and will have left
- Something about HelloKittyTheBook.com
- Nothing about HelloKittyTheBook.com
- story by Robert Engels
- I wasn't with it but just that very minute it occurred to me
- Y'know, it's funny. This situation.
- Performed by Sleater-Kinney and Fred Schneider
- Anyway, so
- And the laughs keep coming
- Give me crack and anal sex
- And again I say, put your money where your fucking mouth is, dickhead
- Squeek!
- More on the Crazy People front
- Oh, and fuck Plumber Boy too
- Unfortunately, I have no idea how to export/link my Playstation.com Wish List
- Day late, dollar short
- I can stop any time.
- Lullabye For A Stormy Night
- Maybe if I click my heels together three times and wish really hard. . .
- This information does me no good whatsoever
- Maybe I'll finally get Rayearth II in English, so I can read it
- PS to US - You suck
- Maybe I should give him back his noose. . .
- Roll me over the little green river now church child
- Meanwhile, in the land that time forgot and the decades could not improve. . .
- story by Harley Peyton
- What, you want links in this?
- Symbols of Deeper Meaning
- Ganesha is the God who can protect His devotees from any vigna or obstacle
- Sassy-Bassy?
- Responding to Crazy White People Bullshit
- Good morning, how are you?
- Free In You
- Oh, all right, guess I can make a quick trip to Houston
- Artifacts of Diplomacy
- Looks like she pulled a Barry Allen on us
- Dear Friends (Piano Version) - FF V
- Smile.
- Why We Fight
- . . . Please Stand By. . . No Se Apoye Contra La Puerta. . . Please Stand By
- And the moment before she died, she lifted up her lovely head and cried
- Miss Otis Regrets. . .
- Compare and Contrast
- But I just signed up
- There's a sign at the window that he struck you a crescendo
- I did it five minutes ago
- You snooze, you lose
- Plus, three song samples
- Flashback, um, Thursday
- Thank God, I was worried I'd have to start browsing or something
- Dear Friends
- And again, a comment grows into an entry
- Copyeditor Scum
- How many fucking times do I have to quote Rama-Kandra?
- A cock in a frock on a rock
- I'm not so bad, once you get to know me.
- Reminders for myself, really
- From the album "Heros And Villians"
- And sometimes. . . I just throw me hands up and post
- Last night's rental
- Consider the following
- Plus, appropriate for Women's History Month
- It's called a sense of humor. Look into it.
- Master of the Short Notice
- God help you if you are a Phoenix
- I Want My, I Want My. . .
- The League of Extraordinary Negroes
- (checks inbox)
- Mid-Terms
- Godwin's Law in Full Effect
- The Extended Version
- But the best thing about posting stuff from email lists. . .
- Till I find a (non-self-)righteous one. . .
- What to Expect When You're Expecting to be Accused of Being a 13-Year-Old White Girl in a Negro's Body
- Operation: Aaron Hawkins is a Weirdo, etc., etc.
- Don't worry, these little obsessions never last long
- Apart from your incredibly uninfectious enthusiasm have you got anything else to contribute?
- How Verbal Self-Defense Works
- Thanatos: Splinters (re-stripped)
- Matter of fact, someone is thinking of the children
- Uppity-Negro.com is the worst web site I ever read. . . (reprise)
- But Grace and Mode both folded. Go figure.
- Remind me on April 23rd
- Our Public Opinion Pollster is Paul Murky of Murky Research
- Raspberry Swirl (extended mix)
- We're all happy as hell to be at Kroger's...
- Crack don't smoke itself
- Take What You Can: Give Nothing Back
- there's definitely no logic
- Hi there to all you out in blogland
- name this movie
- Free For All Four-Day Weekend
- Las parejas del mismo sexo.
- I Might Could Stop Thinking
- I put on some make-up
- Wicked Little Town
- Flashing memberships to clubs so exclusive, nobody belongs
- My pants do not require that they do.
- Well, there's a half hour of my life I'll never get back
- Five bucks, just gone
- 777-9311
- The Random Entry of Sleep-Deprived Randomness
- The Awesome Power of a Fully Operational Transsexual Lobby
- Let's try that again, shall we?
- Hyperlinks In Search of an Entry
- That's just my opinion, though
- No, guess I shouldn't
- Back up a minute
- I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show I had a nice salad.
- On Music Theory
- On SPEC
- The Origin of Love
- BOY (note spelling)
- Things I Won't Be Attending, But Mention For the Benefit of Others
- Civil war, but some want out
- Can't we all just. . .
- What are the odds?
- Women & Children First Valentine's Day display (partial)
- Back to basics
- Any GEnie refugees hereabouts?
- You can't tell, but I'm wearing Nightmare Before Christmas ponytail holders
- Oh yeah, that's gonna help with the dating situation
- Glad we caught you at home
- I'm out of my head, oh hurry or I may be dead
- What About Liberal-Libertarian Scum?
- Yet again, a day late and a dollar short
- There's nothing to debate
- Stay here with us, it's just time
- Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe
- Our tax dollars at work
- I may regret this after more coffee
- Remind me to link Shasta MacNasty as Kendra the Vampire Slayer
- More Black Women Link'd
- I want all that stupid old shit like letters and sodas
- A Bar Full of Booze, Broads and Drag-Kings!
- Why yes, I am trying to Googlebomb that description
- Brown Elephant swag of the week
- Black History Month: Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool.
- Black History Month: Linking More Black Women
- Black History Month: Korean American comedienne list
- ©1993 by the Estate of Langston Hughes
- Because nothing helps improve the state of Black - Jewish relations. . .
- Well, I see a similarity anyway
- Too cold for coherence
- Technically, this is still advance notice
- Glenn Sacks Is Stupid -- Throw Rocks At Him
- I gots no clue
- And that's why I rarely comment elsewhere
- Rasputina News
- Pink? Must be some peace or gay thing.
- Two Statements from Warren Ellis
- I can only hope. . .
- In Serious Violation of Standards
- Mental Note:
- Flashback Friday: Norplant
- A multi-center, double-blind study on the impact of non-occular light on the circadian patterns of Uppity Negroes
- Official Uppity-Negro.com Statement On: The State of the Union Address
- Second Wave
- Because, it's that damned good...
- song for the day
- Free For All MLK Day
- Well, that answers that
- That Morbid Curiousity Thing
- You can judge a man by the quality of his enemies
- I wouldn't want to be crass, after all
- Take One
- Need to redo the About Me page. . .
- The Random Entry of Randomness
- MVU, MLK, MC
- Joke 'em if they can't take a. . . hang on. . .
- Kill me now
- Lileks is a fuckhead, though
- Don't think I've violating anything here. . .
- Virgil is more social than I am
- I will require a second
- Jumping the gun, not the broom
- I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
- I don't write about politics for a reason, you know
- The Black Bible (Disc 4)
- Yo, I told you twice already, I won't tell you again
- Too Much Is Never Enough
- Yet more objective confirmation of suckage
- Buildings and Bridges
- That Whorfian Thing Again
- Publication date: July 2004
- Why I Don't Do Radio
- Language/Linguistics
- Older? Yes. Wiser? Um. . .
- Ok, I'm a bit slow sometimes
- Sheesh
- Meanwhile, down at the UDF
- The Soul of Wit
- Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
- What I'm fəna do. . .
- A new year, a new disturbing obsession
- One less belle to answer
- Try before you buy
- Let the de-linking begin!
- You may have to clear your cache
- Ok, this one gets the fake-ass time stamp
- Options for tonight include. . .
- Self Defense at Thousand Waves
- He deserves far more honor that this
- Not now playing, but later tonight
- Well, that answers that
- Yo, this one goes out to all you punk bitches who think the Hawkman is soft just because I'm wicked smart.
- Go on, take all the umbrage
- My Google-Fu fails me
- Fuckit, new entry it is
- The Other Entry I'm Adding Things To As The Day Drags On
- The One Entry I'm Adding Things To As The Day Drags On
- If I was packing, don't you think I'd make it bigger?
- One question answered
- "Lose The Stupid," they said
- Random notes for the end of the year
- Yes, like Pac Man
- Your political commentary for the day
- You don't live in a country, you live on a planet
- Female gaze at male gaze, or something
- Ain't nothing changed
- Purging the Evil
- Flashback Friday: In case you were wondering
- Christmas Around the World
- Go Jesus, it's ya birfday. Go Jesus, it's ya birfday.
- I rather like my predictability, thanks
- From I'm Your Man
- Christmas, how spent by Slaves
- The Life of Josiah Henson
- How fucking difficult can it be to track down a native speaker of Algonquian and ask?
- As CLAMP gets even more of my money
- Considering the readership around here. . .
- But could never be mistaken for human
- Two great tastes that. . . no, not at all, actually
- As I laugh out loud like a fool at work
- Holiday Shopping Tips
- New Year's Resolution #4
- New Year's Resolution #3
- Because I trust you all's opinions
- Or because, you know, he makes sense
- New Year's Resolution #2
- Flashback Tuesday
- New Year's Resolution #1
- I so want this to be deliberate
- Everything new is old again
- But humanity's so-called civil societies soon fell victim to vanity and corruption.
- From the Eponymous release and The Matrix soundtrack
- On paraphrasing/recontextualization as a literary technique
- I am so out of the loop
- God bless the little frosted flake
- I, for one, welcome our new feminist overlords
- See also: The Second Renaissance, Part One
- The Elephants in the Room
- Temet Nosce
- Current events roundup
- A.I.: His hate is real. But he is not.
- When we hate each other, we're taking valuable time away from hating white people, and we don't wanna do that
- But you can safely ignore me, because I'm delusional
- Never attempt to extend a theory into a totally different field of knowledge
- Now's your chance to show the world how cool you are
- . . . beginning to wish I'd never started this
- Which part of "I am so over dualism" are you having a problem with?
- Not my tribe
- III: All acts of kindness are lights in the war for justice.
- For the lucky, ignint mother fuckers in the audience
- On the Pueblo / In the Jungle