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July 02, 2002

Saotome School of Anything-Goes Debate Tactics

Mr. Mackey: Step 4:
Children: Dont say cunt any more
All: Cuz cunt is the worst word that you can say,
Kids: Cunt is the worst word that you can say,
We shouldn't say cunt, no we shouldn't say cunt, fuck noooooo!!!!
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!

All: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
Its easy Mmmkay!

Remember kids, I'm a professional. Don't try this shit at home, somebody'll slap your ass down so fast it ain't even funny.

But don't talk about "political correctness" either. The term started out as a joke for pretentious fucks like me who insist on spelling Brazil with an `s' or trying to say Nicaragua like the natives. Not using certain words, on the other hand, is just being polite. This is not a difficult distinction to make.

And if you're tempted, yes, I'm a nigger. Specifically, the wrong nigger to fuck with.

And obviously, I shouldn't be posting before my morning pot of coffee. . .

Posted by Aaron at July 2, 2002 06:39 AM

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i'd like the comment page to carry the title, "what would brian boitano do?" (wwbbd?)it's a way i keep myself and my uppity-tude in check.

Posted by: MaryMarubixCube at July 2, 2002 08:36 AM

"[...] don't talk about 'political correctness' either. The term started out as a joke for pretentious fucks like me who insist on spelling Brazil with an `s' or trying to say Nicaragua like the natives. Not using certain words [...] is just being polite. This is not a difficult distinction to make."

-- Well, you wouldn't think so. And then someone goes and tries to pass a law...

Posted by: Jeff G at July 2, 2002 08:44 AM

A law to not use the term in official government forms in the state of Washington, Jeff. You want to keep using it, knock yourself out.

'course, there's always the chance someone else will knock you out. I know for a fact that Brian Boitano'd kick an ass or two.

Posted by: Aaron at July 2, 2002 09:34 AM

I really don't get this stupid crap...

The content is even less funny then the obvious grammar butchery.

Posted by: Michael at July 2, 2002 10:11 AM

Today official government documents, tomorrow...the world.

And that spandex-clad toe-dancer Boitano wouldn't last 15 seconds with me on dry land.

Posted by: Jeff G at July 2, 2002 10:18 AM

Michael, if you want I can change that "then" to "than".

Um, and *then* delete this message, so you don't look quite so clueless.

Jeff, you couldn't take Aquaman on dry land. And he's dead.

Posted by: Aaron at July 2, 2002 10:54 AM

I'm so amused by this debate...

please continue!

Posted by: Jason at July 2, 2002 11:39 AM

Damn, Jason, I think Jeff saw two black people at once for the first time in his life and ran home to mommy. . .

Welcome to the party.

Posted by: Aaron at July 2, 2002 12:03 PM

Yeah, Aaron, I don't know why I haven't been here before. all that negro synergy and shit.

anyway, just to clarify my opinion on things. I think its more honest and honorable to say, "I understand that people might find this word offensive but fuck it, I like it, I'm still going to use it."

And there's a difference between the government saying we're no longer going to use a term because its archaic and offensive and mandating that it not be used at all.

The first is a desire to keep government inclusive, the second is an attack on our freedom of speech.

There's lots of words that I like that some might find offensive, but fuck you, i'm using them anyway. I understand that it pains you, I meant no offense, but they are my words just as much as they are yours...

If we're talking about political correctness in the concept of making government and politics accessible to the masses, i'm all for it. If we're talking about political correctness as the idea that there's a right way to say things...stop the bus, this negro wants off.

Posted by: Jason at July 2, 2002 12:51 PM

No, didn't run home to mommy. Had some others sites whose administrators I had to oppress.

Aquaman? Gutted, filleted, rolled in dried seaweed, and served over a clump of cold, steamed rice. Extra wasabi, too.

Posted by: Jeff G at July 2, 2002 01:36 PM

Jason, it's difficult for me to reconcile a pro-censorship stance with the fact that the post we're replying to has the words shit, fuck, nigger and cunt in it, so, um, yeah, I'd say your position sounds reasonable. . .

I'll get you next time, Gadget.

Jeff, sh'yeah, like you can handle wasabi, roundeye.

Posted by: Aaron at July 2, 2002 01:39 PM

Any American who is not entitled to equal protection of our laws is justified in refering to himself as a nigga/nigger and/or dirty rotten nigger bastard. I had the most sensitive part of my body burned off when I was two days old. The state-run media now claims that it was done for "cultural reasons" (for the first 25 years of my life they claimed it was for medical reasons). Until the state media tells me different, I have to assume that the "cultural reason" is that all males in this country are niggers.

Posted by: burnedintheUSA at March 13, 2003 03:15 PM

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