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July 22, 2002
Somebody must have used this gag already
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
From America's Paper, USA Today:
With the shuffle of a single gene, scientists have found a way to increase the size of brains in mice in a way that mimics the pattern of growth in the brains of humans, researchers report today.The mice didn't develop intelligence and culture, but the experiment may offer insights into the evolution of intelligence and the cause of some forms of mental retardation and brain tumors.
Fools! They've developed enough intelligence to not show their intelligence! Unlike dumb-ass Gen-Xers, who show enough competence at shit jobs to end up getting more work rather than, like, more money.
Um, or so I've heard.
"Here, Aaron, you make and collate 200 copies of this report; no one else here can figure out how to use the new photocopier." The fuck is wrong with me?
Posted by Aaron at July 22, 2002 09:20 AM
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