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July 22, 2002
I get spam for this all the time
Huh. Disturbing fixation showing up in the entries for today.
I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with mellons and see
I looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3d.
The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But offcourse I forgot that mellons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got a new plan the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
there I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flatchested syndrom [sic]
So when I wake up or go into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust
I Must Increase My Bust by Lords of Acid. Think there's a streaming version on their site somewhere, but am doing the lynx thang and don't feel like configuring Text-Mode RealMedia Player. Find it your damn self.
Actually, guess those lyrics are a bit ironic, in a mind-fucky sort of way.
Note to warbloggers: Ace bandages are incredibly versatile. You can strap things down up here, or roll 'em up to add bulges down there.
Down where?
(insert old WWF reference here)
Posted by Aaron at July 22, 2002 01:08 PM
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